EvasiveGoose_sl
shitlord
- 180
- 0
They forgot this one...
Seriously. Slept with a girl in the dark, everything was fine. Slept with her in the light and almost couldn't do it. It looked like roses made out of roast beef that had been sitting in the Arby's heater for 6 months. Like fists on top of fists on top of fists. What's funny is a little while before we did anything she asked if I cared what a vag looked like. I said "as long as it doesn't look like Cthulhu". Boy... Nail on the head there