So heres the thing. Imagine that a minute. Yeah, go ahead. So you're chillin out, feeling sexy, and you wanna break out your super sexy and cute lingerie. So you put this shit on and immediately feel it fucked up since its contoured NOT for broad shoulders, but for little bitty things, with massive hips. So your body proportions aren't gonna even fit in this thing, even if its sized. Then you get the thong on and you get this little half inch slit that's gonna somehow hold your 9 incher dong somewhere, with your two bowling balls just free-dangling in the wind.
Even if this ad was true, and even if people did this, that's gotta be uncomfortable as fuck, even if sized proportional to the dude its going on.
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