Derp derp, I'm gonna horde some gas...
Herp derp, I think I'll light a cigarette....
HERPADERP... skin grafts are expensive...
I thought you hold it like this:pretty sure it's combination of the olive oil and the fact she has no idea how to hold a slice of pizza. snooki's BARELY conscious and she's still doing it right.
gis for how to hold a pizza slice