I imagine the rest of the conversation would go something like this:
My Kid: oh that sucks, how many of your friends died?
Me: Well, none.
My Kid: How many at your school died?
Me: Uh, none.
My Kid: Well then how many people school age died in the country?
Me: Maybe a couple of hundred, mostly due to severe pre existing medical conditions.
And the next day the parent will be posting this on the huffington post contributor section
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