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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Asmadai
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I thought that looked familiar. Been using a wallpaper with that same image, but...improved~
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I present my eye being moved aside so the doc can check my full retina and macula for detatchment!
excruciating. do it once a year. worst day of my year every year. always take the day off and sit around playing video games when my eyes un-dialate.
that thing in his hand sort of presses your eyeball like a crow bar and moves hte lid away. strangely the worst part is when he asks you to look right AT the light with dialated eyes, that magnifying glass he's holding and that spotlight on his face.
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it's a meditative exercise for sure. dude has me look up down left right upperleft upper right, lower left, lower right. then he's all "look forward" and the eye of sauron turns on me. i actually forget about the gauging bit when that happens.
though much like taking an ice plunge. once you do that, the intimidation of everything that can happen the rest of the year is turned down quite a bit.
not my eye, but that's how dilated mine is when they do it.
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That and never get in a car with a stranger...
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Hell even number 6 is offering candy....
11 Uber Drivers Share The Most Interesting And Craziest Stories From Their Jobs
Driving for an Uber is a serious business these days and there's a thriving community of Uber (and Lyft) drivers that's only growing given the scope for flexible work and high returns. That said, being
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I had cataracts for a long time. I was at a point in my life where I could afford cheap-ass mandated Obamacare, but I couldn't afford the uncovered operation. One or the other. By the time I could afford both, I was totally blind in my right eye and couldn't see much out the other. I could tell light from dark with the blind eye and had peripheral vision in my left.
For the surgery, they don't put you out. You are awake. They just give you something that makes you not care. You are aware of the surgeon pushing and playing around but you really don't give a shit and there is no pain involved.
When the operation was over, they removed all the towels and stuff covering my face and started to put a patch over my eye. In that fraction of a second, I saw the doctor and his hands zoom down and cover my eye. That was the first thing I had seen out of that eye in over a year. It still chokes me up to describe it.
For the surgery, they don't put you out. You are awake. They just give you something that makes you not care. You are aware of the surgeon pushing and playing around but you really don't give a shit and there is no pain involved.
When the operation was over, they removed all the towels and stuff covering my face and started to put a patch over my eye. In that fraction of a second, I saw the doctor and his hands zoom down and cover my eye. That was the first thing I had seen out of that eye in over a year. It still chokes me up to describe it.
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That's the same drug they give you when they need you conscious but pliable for things like wisdom teeth extraction and butthole scopes and the like.I had cataracts for a long time. I was at a point in my life where I could afford cheap-ass mandated Obamacare, but I couldn't afford the uncovered operation. One or the other. By the time I could afford both, I was totally blind in my right eye and couldn't see much out the other. I could tell light from dark with the blind eye and had peripheral vision in my left.
For the surgery, they don't put you out. You are awake. They just give you something that makes you not care. You are aware of the surgeon pushing and playing around but you really don't give a shit and there is no pain involved.
When the operation was over, they removed all the towels and stuff covering my face and started to put a patch over my eye. In that fraction of a second, I saw the doctor and his hands zoom down and cover my eye. That was the first thing I had seen out of that eye in over a year. It still chokes me up to describe it.
I did the minimum research but it looks like they still use N2O for wisdom teeth (?), but they do use drugs like diazepams for colonoscopies - basically hard core Ativan that blocks all the bad stuff.
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For laser eye surgery, they just put painkiller drops into your eyeballs, let it soak it for a bit, then fuck your shit up.
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Since we are on an eye derail I saw this miracle drug called Oxervate that cures neurotrophic keratitis which makes you go blind. It’s $1million per order. I’m not sure if that the full treatment or each weeks order.
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About OXERVATE - OXERVATE® (cenegermin-bkbj)
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