Batman: I’m thankful I don’t have a gay son.
I thought it looked like the Belgian health minister at first.Actchually
That's that bitch from the Amish Mafia TV show who taught us about Amish soaking. Mormons supposedly soak too. Apparently it's only sex if you move it around. Me and my wife did it once, it was so fucking hot.
Actchually
That's that bitch from the Amish Mafia TV show who taught us about Amish soaking. Mormons supposedly soak too. Apparently it's only sex if you move it around. Me and my wife did it once, it was so fucking hot.
What if she squeezes?Actchually
That's that bitch from the Amish Mafia TV show who taught us about Amish soaking. Mormons supposedly soak too. Apparently it's only sex if you move it around. Me and my wife did it once, it was so fucking hot.
As much as I don't wanna think about that thing "soaking"...
how can you both put it in...and not move?
To put it in requires movement...
Just the tip. And then there is a gradual melding process where the genitals become quantumly entangled, so they fully engage without actually moving.
Of course there's some movement doofus. I mean for fucks sake you move when you breath. And laugh at the ridiculous of it. And later when you orgasm. Plus there was some wiggling as the shit got hotter and hotter. But it's not a sin because you weren't pumping. That's the claim.
Next I'll learn ya about jews and their hole-y sheets. Basically anything done though the holy sheet with a hole is not a sin.
And you thought anal was the only loophole.
Still would, no questions asked. Fuck you all, you fucking incels.
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