Man fuck those 45 degree corners. We got hazed every god damn Sunday and Monday about that shit in boot camp. Such fuck fuck games "oh wow gee first sergeant didnt like our corners you better try harder next time!".Not sure this is something to be proud of, chief. It reads like "My mom wiped my ass all the way up until my wife took over." Congrats on never learning an adult "skill," I guess.
Did you not go to college? If you lived at home the whole time, your mom still did your washing and put the sheets on the bed? Then what, you had an arranged marriage and moved right in with your wife? I mean really, how does one manage to never put sheets on a bed?
When I was a kid, the toy I wanted most but never got was the Cobra Hammerhead