Man, one of the funniest moments in EQ for me was when I was leveling my high elf’s blacksmithing and I needed those tears or whatever from the fairies. I was paying noobs at Kelethin to farm them for me. This one noob runs up to the lift, with some orcs in tow and /yells “Please help”. As soon as he gets to the lift and stops, DEAD. About 10 minutes later, he comes running up again, naked and /yells “Why didn’t you help?” and another orc, he had been towing again, runs up and one shots him. It was great.