Who the fuck microwaves bacon? Are you fucking serious?
There's only 4 ways to properly prepare bacon:
1. In the oven at 425 degrees
2. On the stovetop
3. On the grill with an iron skillet
4. In a large pot with a propane tank outside
Only communists microwave bacon because their gas stoves were taken away.
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Don't feel too special, I got one too. Dumb question; is the 'harrow' reaction bad?
I don't care if it's perfect every time, it's just not natural. It's like the great bard Jim Croce one sangSpoken like someone who has never microwaved bacon. Once you do, you will never go back. Seriously.
But, continue being a heathen for as long as you wish. I will continue to have perfectly cooked, perfectly flat bacon in 5 minutes and 30 seconds.
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christ, Freckles, you gonna tank this whole movie with your horrible appearance. bitch, is you crazeeeee?
Yes, because I have killed a croc.. mother fucking true story bitches..
Its a scale based off Brits VS Americans.I was 5 living in Fiji,