Posted this pic before, but worth posting again. The light through the trees is much more awesome in person. This was from my trip to Northern Commiefornia.
Condor is second place to albatross in wingspan by a couple of feet. Condor is heavier than the albatross though.
Tried these out on my 8 year old just now, he loved em. Minus the Eminem joke, he doesn’t know who that is. He asked where I got all my dad jokes, told him I have dad joke access on the internet once he was born.