WTF kind of fish is this?
You know. I've never been fishing. Looks like fun.
Shhh, he's just letting his inner horse girl out.
I cannot imagine being the tech that does the prep. "Whelp, there's Gwyneth Paltrow's asshole." [firm, but fair, insertion] "...Bit by bit, my childhood destroyed..."
How do you not go home and text 30 people? I'd tell my dogs, the shower head and the ceiling above my bed.