I see the Goose is loose!
About the fat people shit, I have 2 nephews who are 7 and 4, they are both pretty fucking fat for their age and so is their mother. They fucking eat chocolate and junk aaalll day long and wash it down with some McDonalds, it rustles my jimmies to the max when we take our son over there, who is 5 and at the proper weight for his age, and they try to stuff him full of treats the entire time. Thankfully he asks for celery and some ranch or a apple most of the time instead. He got em good this past weekend when he said its bad for you to eat candy all the time and will make you fat to their mother. /rant