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Brad2770

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Lived in Houston when the theatre incident happened to PeeWee. Rock radio station did a parody. Only heard it once, but I still remember the first part of the lyrics. It was done to Tone Loc “Funky Cold Medina”

Hanging down in Florida
I was looking for some action
Saw a light in a movie theatre
And it look like satisfaction
I took a peek inside to see what I could see
And I noticed something below my waist was talking to me
There were blonds, brunettes, red heads and they all looked hot
I was thinking maybe I should do this, then again maybe not
As soon as I got into the theatre, I didn’t need a map
Before I knew it, Mr. Hand was in my lap
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There was more, but this was when I was in 5th grade and I only heard it once.

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PreacherX

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Mark and Brian did something like that for Eddie Murphy

Drivin' all night
In my Toyota
Lenn Cruizer
I saw
Some tail for sail
And figured
I could use her
Pulled up
To the corner
She was fine
But kind of gurgley
She hopped right it
And gave a grin
And said
Hey your Eddie Murphy
I thought
She was a smoker
Or had
A throut infection
But when she lifted up
her dress
She spotted an erection
A hairy chest
With big fake breasts
You really should
Have seen her
The bitch was fine
But she was a guy
The girlfriend
Had a wiener
(Ohhh noo)
(And it was
a big one too)
(Uh huh)
(Oh yeah)
She said
Don't worry Eddie
Your money
Is well spent
Just drive
A couple miles
While I help you
Pitch a tent
I said
I'm funny
Ha, Ha
But I ain't
Funny queer
That's when I saw
A flashing light
In my review mirror
Thinkin' fast
I told the cop
I'm just here
For her salvation
To lecture her
About the evils
Of solicitation
So he let me go
But he bought the hoe
With a misameiner
The bitch was fine
But she was a guy
The girlfriend
Had a weiner
(Right there
in front of me)
(I'm talking ball
park frank)
(And it was
already cooked)
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