Funny, Strange, Random Pics

i live in a small town that falls in the path of totality for the eclipse. city hall has committee formed to deal with the expected BOOM OF TOURISM. all the hotels are booked to capacity. pst if you need a room only 1000 a night and im cool with weed and liqour and mustard and bologna but no kids and at least one person needs nice tits to book the room nice ok pst.

Finally, the future I imagined as a kid:

There was always some rivalty between Montreal and Laval (Big island over the Montreal Island.) The total eclipse will be in Montreal but not in Laval.

*translation. Laval that wanted to see the eclipse.