I want no part of a real tree. I didn't have any type of tree from ages 18-35 (except made out of beer cans) and when me and the wife first met she was appalled that I didn't have a tree. I'm in my head chanting 'don't want a real one, don't want a real one'.
Admittedly it didn't reach us until 1986? but we were all awash in British New Wave in the mid 80's- Joy Division/New Order, Depeche Mode (still my all time favorite band), Erasure, The Smiths, etc. Kate Bush was unusual but "Running up that Hill" was good even then. She was also 80's British sexy so there.
