Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

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Lenardo

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I am hoping that all we have seen so far is mechagodzilla....looks awesome though
 
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This is for sure going to be a Batman Bs Superman plot rip:

Godzilla attacks and kills many including kongs little friend. They go to war. They figure out Zilla is under control of the bad guys from the last film. They break the control abd zilla and king team uo vs mecha ghiddorah after Charles dance bought the remains in last movie.

but zilla and Kong fist fighting on an aircraft carrier!?!?!??

inject it into my veins
 
Malakriss

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Music choice for the trailer was so bleh. But that has zero relation to the actual movie so it could be good?
 
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jooka

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they really need to just keep people in the movie as props for big ass feet/fists crushing them.
 
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Chukzombi

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cyrusreij said:


Looks like nonsensical plot and Godzilla and Kong fucking shit up. I'm in!
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fuck yeah!
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btw all those humans on the carrier are fucked. the fucking one punch knockout by Kong sold me right there.
 
Araysar

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good thing covid will kill this stupid movie and ensure a sizable financial loss for all stakeholders

kong smashing shit to the soundtrack of rap music, really hitting that one on the nose fellas. all he's missing is a doorag
 
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Harshaw

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Araysar said:
good thing covid will kill this stupid movie and ensure a sizable financial loss for all stakeholders

kong smashing shit to the soundtrack of rap music, really hitting that on the nose fellas. all he's missing is a doorag
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Lanx

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I have a memory of being maybe 7 or 8 years old, and watching old black and white godzilla films for an entire day. This shit is never serious. It's all about the wild, crazy stupid set pieces of monster vs monster. Some stupid human getting eaten or dying in some stupid way, who cares? Godzilla manhandling Ghodirah and fucking shit up... LET THEM FIGHT.

Any semblance of being serious, get right the fuck out!
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this is not a jap jumping on a trampoline in a dinosaur costume.

this is 1980s saturday afternoons.
 
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JOESAN21

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Chukzombi said:
fuck yeah!
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btw all those humans on the carrier are fucked. the fucking one punch knockout by Kong sold me right there.
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Exact opposite for me. What the fuck, one punch? Godzilla doesn’t get one good shot in that entire trailer. The whole trailer was kong and some crappy music. I’m hoping they are saving some ‘Zilla whoop azz for the movie otherwise I am disappoint
 
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Chukzombi

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JOESAN21 said:
Exact opposite for me. What the fuck, one punch? Godzilla doesn’t get one good shot in that entire trailer. The whole trailer was kong and some crappy music. I’m hoping they are saving some ‘Zilla whoop azz for the movie otherwise I am disappoint
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i think that trailer is a fakeout and thats Mechagodzilla and actual Gojira shows up when Kong starts getting pwned.
 
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Lanx

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JOESAN21 said:
Exact opposite for me. What the fuck, one punch? Godzilla doesn’t get one good shot in that entire trailer. The whole trailer was kong and some crappy music. I’m hoping they are saving some ‘Zilla whoop azz for the movie otherwise I am disappoint
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that's b/c we're in the blm era now
 
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