This thread is what is wrong with crowd-funding. Minus the titties.
In fact, I wonder if you made a kickstarter for something but at each tier you provided titties. Maybe for $10 it's just like a pair of your wife's titties, but then at like $1000 a home-made porn video, $10,000 you can sit in the room and watch, $50,000 the husband has to watch you rail the wife.
Genius