GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

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I give this episode 2 out of 3 sand snakes.

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Lanx

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This eps so bad w/ the prince that was promised bullshit, it's like they took this straight outta female thor
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Sylas

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Why didnt she go with brienne then?
please see your avatar picture for the answer to that question, lol.

Please tell me you aren't actually serious? do you even watch the show?

Here let me help you out in case you aren't trolling, here's a quick recap of Arya's story that you missed on the show so far:
She's a little tomboy living with her family. She travels with her family to Kings Landing where she meets a man from Braavos who trains her to fight. She looks up to and respects this teacher. He dies defending her. Her father is executed in front of her, she is taken north towards the wall.
She continues to goes through hell and trauma, is captured by the lannister army who torture people to death. thinks she's all alone, just a little girl, makes a friend who helps her out who's this cool assassin guy, who also happens to be from Braavos.
She's in survival mode, gets captured by BwoB to be ransomed off, realizes there is no justice in this world. Then gets kidnapped by the hound. He tries taking her to her family but she then witnesses the rest of her family murdered by dishonorable acts.
She learns about survival and looking out for herself and how the world really works, about how every decent and honorable person gets fucked over in this world, and she can attest to this from personal experience since everyone she's ever known who's done the honorable thing has fucking died for it.

suddenly complete stranger shows up to try and be all honorable. She nopes the fuck out of that right quick.

She thinks her only family left is Jon Snow, at the wall, and tries to book passage to the wall. Nope, the only place that captain is going is to Braavos. her cool assassin friend happened to have given her a coin that will buy her passage to braavos, so she goes there instead.

She starts training under this cult because she thinks she has nothing left, but eventually realizes theres shit she still cares about in Westeros. Nopes the fuck out of the training and says she's going home.

Gets home to find that the Boltons rule winterfell now. Gets revenge on the Freys.

Is headed to kill the queen when she learns that her brother who was the closest sibling to her and was the first person she wanted to go to when she was finally safe, is alive and no longer in the Nights Watch, he's now the king of the fucking north and retook winterfell after he killed all the boltons.

She's obviously going the fuck home.
 
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Sylas

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This eps so bad w/ the prince that was promised bullshit, it's like they took this straight outta female thor
It's straight from the books, the word actually translates to "Dragon" that was promised and dragon is gender neutral.

in the show it's the combination of 2 different prophecies, but both are gender neutral terms, ie "ruler" or "Heir" not prince. it's not that big a deal in the books, common knowledge really. they don't get butthurt over the SJW ramifications at least. It was written long before modern PC or SJWism was even a thing.
 
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Kiroy

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please see your avatar picture for the answer to that question, lol.

Please tell me you aren't actually serious? do you even watch the show?

Here let me help you out in case you aren't trolling, here's a quick recap of Arya's story that you missed on the show so far:
She's a little tomboy living with her family. She travels with her family to Kings Landing where she meets a man from Braavos who trains her to fight. She looks up to and respects this teacher. He dies defending her. Her father is executed in front of her, she is taken north towards the wall.
She continues to goes through hell and trauma, is captured by the lannister army who torture people to death. thinks she's all alone, just a little girl, makes a friend who helps her out who's this cool assassin guy, who also happens to be from Braavos.
She's in survival mode, gets captured by BwoB to be ransomed off, realizes there is no justice in this world. Then gets kidnapped by the hound. He tries taking her to her family but she then witnesses the rest of her family murdered by dishonorable acts.
She learns about survival and looking out for herself and how the world really works, about how every decent and honorable person gets fucked over in this world, and she can attest to this from personal experience since everyone she's ever known who's done the honorable thing has fucking died for it.

suddenly complete stranger shows up to try and be all honorable. She nopes the fuck out of that right quick.

She thinks her only family left is Jon Snow, at the wall, and tries to book passage to the wall. Nope, the only place that captain is going is to Braavos. her cool assassin friend happened to have given her a coin that will buy her passage to braavos, so she goes there instead.

She starts training under this cult because she thinks she has nothing left, but eventually realizes theres shit she still cares about in Westeros. Nopes the fuck out of the training and says she's going home.

Gets home to find that the Boltons rule winterfell now. Gets revenge on the Freys.

Is headed to kill the queen when she learns that her brother who was the closest sibling to her and was the first person she wanted to go to when she was finally safe, is alive and no longer in the Nights Watch, he's now the king of the fucking north and retook winterfell after he killed all the boltons.

Calm your tits tryhard just shooting the shit here.
 
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Feanor

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please see your avatar picture for the answer to that question, lol.

Please tell me you aren't actually serious? do you even watch the show?

Here let me help you out in case you aren't trolling, here's a quick recap of Arya's story that you missed on the show so far:
She's a little tomboy living with her family. She travels with her family to Kings Landing where she meets a man from Braavos who trains her to fight. She looks up to and respects this teacher. He dies defending her. Her father is executed in front of her, she is taken north towards the wall.
She continues to goes through hell and trauma, is captured by the lannister army who torture people to death. thinks she's all alone, just a little girl, makes a friend who helps her out who's this cool assassin guy, who also happens to be from Braavos.
She's in survival mode, gets captured by BwoB to be ransomed off, realizes there is no justice in this world. Then gets kidnapped by the hound. He tries taking her to her family but she then witnesses the rest of her family murdered by dishonorable acts.
She learns about survival and looking out for herself and how the world really works, about how every decent and honorable person gets fucked over in this world, and she can attest to this from personal experience since everyone she's ever known who's done the honorable thing has fucking died for it.

suddenly complete stranger shows up to try and be all honorable. She nopes the fuck out of that right quick.

She thinks her only family left is Jon Snow, at the wall, and tries to book passage to the wall. Nope, the only place that captain is going is to Braavos. her cool assassin friend happened to have given her a coin that will buy her passage to braavos, so she goes there instead.

She starts training under this cult because she thinks she has nothing left, but eventually realizes theres shit she still cares about in Westeros. Nopes the fuck out of the training and says she's going home.

Gets home to find that the Boltons rule winterfell now. Gets revenge on the Freys.

Is headed to kill the queen when she learns that her brother who was the closest sibling to her and was the first person she wanted to go to when she was finally safe, is alive and no longer in the Nights Watch, he's now the king of the fucking north and retook winterfell after he killed all the boltons.
Dude. You could have just said Brienne is not Jon Snow, the guy that she hugged and told her to stick 'em with the pointy end etc.
 
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Lenas

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Fuck anybody saying this episode was bad... and FUCK Theon. His one chance to redeem himself and he fucked up just like he did with Robb. I can't believe I'm agreeing with Sylas. Fuck you guys.
 
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Fuck anybody saying this episode was bad... and FUCK Theon. His one chance to redeem himself and he fucked up just like he did with Robb. I can't believe I'm agreeing with Sylas. Fuck you guys.

you cant have everyone be a hero worthy of redemption. we knew what theon was for 6 years now, this is the perfect arc for him. of course its pretty clear that Davos and Jon are gonna pick him up. I hope Jon throws him back in the ocean for sacking Winterfell
 
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I can't believe anyone is saying this episode was bad.

"...and suddenly pirates! Thousands of them!" is basically how every episode should end.
 
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I don't know what all the fuss is about.
I thought this episode was kinda....oh, I don't know....sweet I guess.

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Lenas

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you cant have everyone be a hero worthy of redemption. we knew what theon was for 6 years now, this is the perfect arc for him. of course its pretty clear that Davos and Jon are gonna pick him up. I hope Jon throws him back in the ocean for sacking Winterfell
The book has him and Jaime on a redemption arc and the show has turned them both into cuck faggots. It's just disappointing.
 
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Feanor

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I can't believe anyone is saying this episode was bad.

"...and suddenly pirates! Thousands of them!" is basically how every episode should end.
Not every episode can or should be action packed, but with only seven this season I did feel a bit of time was wasted.
Fuck anybody saying this episode was bad... and FUCK Theon. His one chance to redeem himself and he fucked up just like he did with Robb. I can't believe I'm agreeing with Sylas. Fuck you guys.
Fuck Theon. I get wanting him to redeem himself, but fuck him.
 
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I can't believe anyone is saying this episode was bad.

"...and suddenly pirates! Thousands of them!" is basically how every episode should end.
It's mostly because John Icecube tells Sanyo to stop acting like the boss then slams Littledick into a wall as to say he doesn't trust him, then tells Sanyo you're the boss and Littleman is left to do whatever devious things he has planned. I mean what sort of logic is this shit. Can we get some Picard 123s in chat?
 
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