chaos
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Do you think he was proposing they fall in love? She is a woman, she breeds. That is what women do. He is a man, gay as he is he has a cock that can enter her vagina and spill semen where it may impregnate her.
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Because marriage is about spawning legitimate children, not about liking each other. Gays and lesbians have been married and spawning for millennia, especially noble born ones. Most realize they have to do their duty and poop out a few kids and get on with it in time. Poor Renly just struggled a bit with it, though I'm sure he would have came around, especially how open Margeary was.
In fact, one could argue gay spouses are kind of handy as they generally don't create bastards.
In fact, one could argue gay spouses are kind of handy as they generally don't create bastards.
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so chaos, if betty white went down on you you would get a raging erection as well? sorry im not buying that. if something isnt sexually attractive to you, no way you get a boner. maybe if he was looking at some gayporn or thinking about manass he might be able to fake it i guess. still its a sketchy situation.
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I suppose it was more of a feeling that fetus jars are something I'd expect to see in a sci fi or medical thriller and not a medieval fantasy, but yes, it does help quickly establish that she's strange.
That's one way I picture it. They'll show her outside during the RW, the camera will zoom in on her as she's running (the Hound's weapon's POV on horseback), then cut to credits right as it hits her. Another idea is it goes to credits right after Cat dies and there's no music, just silence.
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so chaos, if betty white went down on you you would get a raging erection as well? sorry im not buying that. if something isnt sexually attractive to you, no way you get a boner. maybe if he was looking at some gayporn or thinking about manass he might be able to fake it i guess. still its a sketchy situation.
Yes, you would. It isn't about what you find culturally attractive, so what? You trying to tell me you never slayed one dragon? I don't buy THAT shit. I've gotten erections from wearing pants that fit weird before, or picturing my professor's old lady titties. I would service Betty White like a motherfucking champion.
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That got me in the book. I was shocked when Rob and Cat were killed, but when it looked like Arya was going to die I was like "no fucking way" and I had to skip ahead to the next Arya chapter and read the first page to reassure myself that she wasn't dead before continuing the story.
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Are you kidding? Betty white is one of those grannies that no man should have trouble pleasing stone cold sober. You can just listen to her and realize that she would be FUN, dude.
Sure, no one should be lusting after her. That's just a weird fetish. But locked in a room with an xbox and a randy Betty White for 6 hours?
Challenge accepted.
Sure, no one should be lusting after her. That's just a weird fetish. But locked in a room with an xbox and a randy Betty White for 6 hours?
Challenge accepted.
I have to hand it to the writers of the show. They planted this stuff well. And they answered our own questions about how far in advance the Westerlings were positioning themselves to betray Robb.
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Ok, so I never read the books, and honestly I can't remember who half the people are in the show any more.
Who are the Baratheons? (the people who attacked King Geoffry and got blown up by the green fire).
Was what Jaime said, in the hot tub with the big dyke, true? I seem to remember the king being a big old fat guy that would go pig hunting. I don't even remember his death.
Who is the old guy that told Tywin (midget??) and Lena Heady that they had to get married to other people at the end of this episode? Why isn't he king?
Who are the Baratheons? (the people who attacked King Geoffry and got blown up by the green fire).
Was what Jaime said, in the hot tub with the big dyke, true? I seem to remember the king being a big old fat guy that would go pig hunting. I don't even remember his death.
Who is the old guy that told Tywin (midget??) and Lena Heady that they had to get married to other people at the end of this episode? Why isn't he king?
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The Baratheons are Stannis, Renly, and Robert. Robert was the eldest and the prior king. Renly was the youngest. Stannis is mixed up with the red lady and still wants to be king. Stannis was the one whose assault was rebuffed by the green fire.
Jaime was speaking of the rebellion that Robert won. He was talking about the prior King, the "mad" king, a Targaryen and father of the dragon girl.
That old guy is Tywin, the midget is his son, Tyrion. He is the lord of house Lannister and Hand of the King. His grandson Joffrey is the King. His grandson is allegedly a Baratheon as he is the son of Robert, but some people think otherwise. Ned Stark was locked up for his opinion on this in Season 1, and then beheaded.
Jaime was speaking of the rebellion that Robert won. He was talking about the prior King, the "mad" king, a Targaryen and father of the dragon girl.
That old guy is Tywin, the midget is his son, Tyrion. He is the lord of house Lannister and Hand of the King. His grandson Joffrey is the King. His grandson is allegedly a Baratheon as he is the son of Robert, but some people think otherwise. Ned Stark was locked up for his opinion on this in Season 1, and then beheaded.
Honestly if you haven't read a page of the books I can see how it can be confusing. I read book 2 after last season, and plan on reading 3 after this season, simply because I was completely confused about half the cast of characters.
However Aychamo still went full retard not knowing who major characters are nor their names. I could understand not knowing who's head Robb took or some of the other minor characters. But thinking Tyrion = Tywin? Come on man. Not knowing how monarchies even function? Come on man.
Also Littlefinger sending a male hooker to knight of flowers had me rolling
However Aychamo still went full retard not knowing who major characters are nor their names. I could understand not knowing who's head Robb took or some of the other minor characters. But thinking Tyrion = Tywin? Come on man. Not knowing how monarchies even function? Come on man.
Also Littlefinger sending a male hooker to knight of flowers had me rolling
