Malakriss
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Too bad no one from Dorne is left to care about their shit. Too bad...Thank God Theon rescued Yara so we don’t have to worry about that shit.
Too bad no one from Dorne is left to care about their shit. Too bad...Thank God Theon rescued Yara so we don’t have to worry about that shit.
Also, I literally busted out laughing at the ending scene of Bran just staring down Jaime. Poor guy, rode all the way up here to help, let them know of Cersei's betrayal, then he's reminded of how shitty he really has been in the past. God I hope they don't actually put him in jail or something, the preview for next episode kinda pissed me off. Dany going off about the stories of him killing her dad, and how her and her brother used to talk about what they'd do to him.. Bitch, you've already admitted your father sucked and was crazy as fuck, don't act like you care now. I really think that part of the preview was meant as a misdirection.
The Targaryens are the George Foremans of Westeros.Both Rhaegar's first son and Jon were named Aegon. Which if you happen to read the Targaryen novel that came out recently, isn't unheard of.
Yeah, no fucking way Bronn kills them. I just don't see it.Also if Jamie or Tyrion get killed by Bronn I am going to lose it.
Very good intro episode.
I feel super bad for Sam.
Arya and Gendry gonna get it on!
Definitely feel like Daenarys isn't going to take the news of Jon being the true heir very well.
Exceptionally excited for Jaime showing up to Winterfell.
Dragonriding scene felt very Disney.
Rescuing Yara felt a little too...easy?
Getting repeatedly raped by Ramsey "The Sausage Snatcher" Bolton kind of fucks a girl up.Also Sansa felt a bit cold to Tyrion after he protected her dumbass time and time and time again. He didn’t even pound her virgin snatch even though Tywin was demanding it. After the shit with Ramsey and Joffrey she would come to appreciate the little guy some.
Yea, I was really rooting for her to start to 'fall' for him now that she has some perspective on how nice he was in comparison to all the other shit heads she's been with. Still, I don't think she was all that mean to him, considering he's part of a foreign force that is effectively coming to take over her lands. Basically, there's still hope for our boy!Also Sansa felt a bit cold to Tyrion after he protected her dumbass time and time and time again. He didn’t even pound her virgin snatch even though Tywin was demanding it. After the shit with Ramsey and Joffrey she would come to appreciate the little guy some.
Anyone else feel like they were beat over the head with the Tarly bullshit. I feel bad for Sam sure but goddamn they have been whining about it and foreshadowing it with Sir. Impsalot bitching at Dragonlady about how she shouldn’t have killed them. Would be baller as shit if Sam shanks a hoe with his family sword.
hmm
I think dany will be ok with the news about Jon, sort of.. I think Jon will break the news to her while also proposing or something. Dunno how he'll feel about being semi-related to her. If he isn't cool with that (though the targs never seemed to care about this shit much), he'll still propose they are both king and queen in some way. If he was just like 'oh, btw, I'm a targ and the heir to the throne, gimme yo dragons and army bitch' then yea, she'd be pissed, but that's not in his character to do.
The most obvious dynamic will be that Jon and Dany are king/queen, but when Jon wants them to spend time in Winterfell, Tirion will rule as the Hand. When they are both in King's Landing, Sansa is Warden of the north. However, if we had more episodes left, I'd still be waiting for the conspiracy that Tirion is also a Targaryen to come true. It would fit the whole '3 headed dragon' theories that I read about. Jon, Dany and Tirion all being targaryens, ruling the kingdom together.
Felt this way too, but I realized tonight why I think -- Sam not backing Danny is probably going to be a major plot point