Even a guy writing satire comes up with stuff that's better than the ACTUAL dialogue
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Nontrivial chance it ends up being Tyrion+Sansa winning everything at the end.
During the Sansa/Tyrion sequence in the crypt there was supposed to be a sudden reveal of her being mortally wounded and Tyrion holds her hand as she dies but D&D are cuckmasters.
Expect a PG rated ending based on the lack of big GoT moments in Episode 3.
The preview for next week is all "Let's kick some ass!!" Marvel comics type stuff.
"How much ass we gonna kick?!"
"A lotta ass!!"
"Hell yeah lets kick some ass!"
"We'll kick ass together!!"
Literally the finale storyline is so bad I don't know what could save it. Its an "ass kicker" show now which is the furthest thing from the GoT brand.
I predict roughly 1 in 3 newborn females will be named Arya after today.
I took the melsiandre thing as the obvious "she was kept alive, like Boros, for this specific night. And now that the NK is dead there's no need for them to continue living." I think Melisandre had one scene a few seasons ago where she even longed for death. But I might be making that up or severely over-emphasizing it.
My niece had a kid a few weeks ago. Named Arya.
The twist is a monumental success for her character, and entirely unexpected. It was so unexpected, however, Williams initially worried fans wouldn’t like it.
“It was so unbelievably exciting,” she says. “But I immediately thought that everybody would hate it; that Arya doesn’t deserve it. The hardest thing is in any series is when you build up a villain that’s so impossible to defeat and then you defeat them. It has to be intelligently done because otherwise people are like, ‘Well, [the villain] couldn’t have been that bad when some 100-pound girl comes in and stabs him.’ You gotta make it cool. And then I told my boyfriend and he was like, ‘Mmm, should be Jon though really, shouldn’t it?’”
Harington says he was also shocked that Arya got to be the one to finish off the Army of the Dead leader, particularly after the famous come-at-me-bro Jon vs. Night King face-off in “Hardhome,” yet he appreciated the dramatic reversal.
“I was surprised, I thought it was gonna be me!” Harington says. “But I like it. It gives Arya’s training a purpose to have an end goal. It’s much better how she does it the way she does it. I think it will frustrate some in the audience that Jon’s hunting the Night King and you’re expecting this epic fight and it never happens — that’s kind of Thrones. But it’s the right thing for the characters. There’s also something about it not being the person you expect. The young lady sticks it to the man.”
For Miguel Sapochnik, the director’s goal was to get fans utterly convinced Jon was going to kill the Night King, and then pull out the rug. “I thought, ‘Hmm, if I see Arya running then I know she’s going to do something.’” Sapochnik says. “So it’s about almost losing her from the story and then have her come in as a surprise and pinning all our hopes on Jon being the guy going to do it — because Jon’s always the guy. So we follow Jon in a continuous shot I want the audience to think: ‘Jon’s gonna do it, Jon’s gonna do it…’ and then he fails. He fails at the very last minute. So I’m hoping that’s a nice switch that no one sees coming. “
Tormund might be a fun name to give your kid if he's ginger.LOL. I had to look up if anyone named their child Cersei. Found this:
American parents invented 1,100 new baby names last year
11 babies in 2017 named Cersei. 0 Arya or Sansa on that list.
There's going to be a huge clean up job with 100,000 corpses lying about Winterfell with some 30 people alive to do the hauling away and bury / burning job.
the biggest problem is that, it wasn't the plan all along, in the context of the characters.'Game of Thrones': Maisie Williams on that Winterfell battle's shock ending
Exclusive: Maisie Williams, Kit Harington and director Miguel Sapochnik discuss that Night King twist.ew.com
Life pro-tip: If it feels like a bad idea right away, it's a bad idea. Don't sit around and convince each other it's really a good idea after all.
better to have a kid named Arya, than play an mmo with LlllllegolasMy niece had a kid a few weeks ago. Named Arya.
the biggest problem is that, it wasn't the plan all along, in the context of the characters.
Like the obvious, Lord of the Rings. Gandolf, Aragon, etc, all go out and distract Sauron, while Frodo takes the ring up Mount Doom.
The Starks working together as a FAMILY to take down the Nightking would have been fantastic. A wolf pack. But they muddied that up badly. Bran being weird, not actually planning anything with anyone. Arya being secretive, needing a pep talk from Melisandra.
A simple talk with Bran and Jon or Sansa, with him saying, "i will be the bait, waiting here. He will come for me, and we'll be ready. we need you out there fighting the army. Sansa we need you in the crypts.. for some reason."
The wolves should have been in the grove with Bran. Ghost shows up, Nymeria and her pack show up, surrounding the NK and his Others. Then, Arya shows up.
Instead of Arya just being a magical super ninja.
Have you been reading this thread or watching this show? Bran served to verify Jon's heritage.2. Bran. His entire arc makes no sense to me. He had to become the 3ER to become Night King bait? There *has* to be more than that. I wish he had some part to play in this episode, using some magic weirwood power to help even the odds a little. Hopefully we get more answers in the coming episodes. If not, then his story was straight retarded. There's some theories that maybe he's responsible for all the 'miracles' of the Lord of Light, to lead everyone to this point. That could be cool.