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Ao-_sl said:
I've never tasted Satan Smegma
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Deathwing_sl said:
You're not supposed to taste buttermilk by itself, cultured or authentic. It's an ingredient, full stop. Cocoa powder is pretty horrible by itself too...
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chaos_sl said:
I actually have one of those, a Cuisinart. It makes for a crispy exterior (mostly on the bottom) but still a dense waffle. I am pretty certain that will have to be the ingredients.
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Use double acting baking powder and let the batter rest for 5 minutes. Don't overmix, will create to much gluten. Should fix it.
 
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BrutulTM

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I can't believe people used to drink buttermilk straight. I once bought a half gallon by accident thinking that it was 1% milk (they both have green caps) and took a swig of it straight from the carton. Did not enjoy.

That said, it is great and necessary in pancakes, waffles, biscuits, and for marinading chicken before you fry it as well as a ton of other applications. It's in the batter for the world's greatest homemade corn dogs also.
 
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BrutulTM_sl said:
I can't believe people used to drink buttermilk straight. I once bought a half gallon by accident thinking that it was 1% milk (they both have green caps) and took a swig of it straight from the carton. Did not enjoy.
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I believe people used to drink real buttermilk, not today's cultured stuff. No idea how different it tastes.
 
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Sir Funk_sl said:
If you don't like buttermilk for whatever reason or don't have any on hand, just mix 2 Tablespoons of white vinegar with about a cup of milk and let it sour for ~5 minutes.[/url]
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I tried this once, and maybe I didn't let it sit long enough or mix it well enough, but the end product (waffles) had a distinct vinegar taste to it. Would not do it again.
 
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I would say 2 tablespoons in a cup of milk is a lot. I usually use like a teaspoon and it still sours.
 
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Erronius_sl said:
For the record, I like his posts. Sometimes I feel like he's really Heston Blumenthal IRL.
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Don't get me wrong, his posts are very informative and I look forward to reading them. The way you wrote your post is what made me laugh.
 
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