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Whose got the perfect biscuits and gravy recipe? I brown 1lb regular sausage, add 1/3C flour, then 4C milk some seasoning salt and 2x pepper as seasoning salt. It's good but I want better. Who has the trick?
 

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Biscuits and gravy i leave to the professionals who look like they won't be on the earth long but DAMN do they make good gravy.
 

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Depending on volume and amount desired, you want to start with a couple of cups of either beef or pork stock. Get that liquid to a roil, and add some rosemary for flavor. Probably 1.5oz or roughly a full "sprig" with stem attached. Let that work for 5 minutes at a roil. Then add in -all- the drippings from sauteeing up your sausage along with the meat itself, and get it roiling. Whisk in milk and then start adding flour when it gets back to a roil. If you aren't adding butter, do so as it helps bind things together. Since you are defaulting at 4cups of milk, I will assume you are making 6+ cups of gravy overall. Add 3tsp of butter to your initial sautee to get it warm and intermixed with the sausage fats. Don't go unsalted; the idea here is flavor. Slowly add flour until you get to the consistency you want. Enjoy.

Pro-Tip: You can make a "roux" outside of each cooking attempt and just keep it fridged up and ready to go. Just take a lb or so of butter and melt it in a sauce pan. Then add flour until it has the consistency of damp sand, whisking/stirring constantly. Keep heating it until the entire mixture is sand-like, then kill the heat and let it cool. You can use this mixture to thicken up basically any cream/butter/milk based sauce and it won't effect the coloration negatively.
 

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fried hot dogs, in bread, with potatoes. hahaha. I'm not saying it looks bad, looks good. But, I think I gained 5lbs looking at it.


p.s. Jersey friend did confirm its existence.
 

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Whose got the perfect biscuits and gravy recipe? I brown 1lb regular sausage, add 1/3C flour, then 4C milk some seasoning salt and 2x pepper as seasoning salt. It's good but I want better. Who has the trick?

Once you get gravy where you want it, try adding some fresh chopped rosemary to it, don't need a lot. Restaurant back in the town I grew up in does it and it's the best B&G I've ever had in my life, by a wide margin.
 

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The gravy is the easy part. Making good biscuits is an art, although once you drown them in gravy the importance of biscuit quality is somewhat diminished.
 

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Depending on volume and amount desired, you want to start with a couple of cups of either beef or pork stock. Get that liquid to a roil, and add some rosemary for flavor. Probably 1.5oz or roughly a full "sprig" with stem attached. Let that work for 5 minutes at a roil. Then add in -all- the drippings from sauteeing up your sausage along with the meat itself, and get it roiling. Whisk in milk and then start adding flour when it gets back to a roil. If you aren't adding butter, do so as it helps bind things together. Since you are defaulting at 4cups of milk, I will assume you are making 6+ cups of gravy overall. Add 3tsp of butter to your initial sautee to get it warm and intermixed with the sausage fats. Don't go unsalted; the idea here is flavor. Slowly add flour until you get to the consistency you want. Enjoy.

I'm pretty sure I remember you working in the restaurant industry. But adding flour to water-based liquid is guaranteed to get clumps. It's like sauce thickening 101.

Also, why discard to fond from browning the meat? I like making sausage gravy in the same pan and just deglazing with whatever liquid.
 

Kiroy

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I'm pretty sure I remember you working in the restaurant industry. But adding flour to water-based liquid is guaranteed to get clumps. It's like sauce thickening 101.

Also, why discard to fond from browning the meat? I like making sausage gravy in the same pan and just deglazing with whatever liquid.

Think you can add with a sifter while stirring/whisking.
 

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Small reminder...don't rub your eyes when you just finished chopping a jalapeno....not that I just did that or anything.
 
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Going round 3 on ribs this weekend now that I have the timing down. I'm going to just throw some seasonings together for a dry rub and let sit for 24 hours prior.

I will let you know how bad I burn them afterwards.
 

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Rezz

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I'm pretty sure I remember you working in the restaurant industry. But adding flour to water-based liquid is guaranteed to get clumps. It's like sauce thickening 101.

Also, why discard to fond from browning the meat? I like making sausage gravy in the same pan and just deglazing with whatever liquid.

1-2 cups of stock reduced with rosemary for 5 minutes + the four cups of milk doesn't make a water based sauce really. It's still going to lean almost entirely towards a milk base, especially when brought back up to a roil. Also I mentioned pouring everything from the pan into the stock, though I suppose if you're using a pan that tends to stick a lot you would want to deglaze, which you could easily do by pouring a small amount of your heated stock into the pan and swirling it around before transferring. Not to mention that adding the grease from the sausage to your mixture will help bind the flour together in a similar fashion to using butter, and you'll already have a reasonable amount of butter in the liquid anyway.

But yeah, otherwise you're right. If it was primarily water vs. milk or cream, you'd probably want to use a corn starch slurry for thickening, or if it was more 50/50 you could easily get away with using a butter/flour slurry (thinner than a roux). If you are whisking the previously mentioned gravy mixture at a reasonable rate during a roil, slowly adding flour (in hindsight I should have clarified by using a dusting/sifting type addition, I would hope people aren't just tossing flour into things by the spoonfull/handfull, but it wasn't ultra clear when I said "slowly.") won't clump up. But if you have time, making the roux like I mentioned in my edit is superior. Again though, you don't want to just grab a chunk and fling it into the sauce. Break it up with your hand and crumble it into the pan/pot while whisking at a reasonable rate.
 

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Fair enough, I was a bit harsh in my response. I thought corn starch was superior in that setting though, if you have to thicken an already started liquid.