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Dr.Retarded

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I don't hate horseradish, but I can't imagine why people put it on something as delicious as prime rib when it's going to totally overpower the flavor of the meat. My brother is a horseradish fiend. When I watch him eat sushi I don't know why he bothers paying for the fish and rice when there's no way he could taste anything but wasabi. Might as well save money and just dip bread in it or something.
I'm probably not as bad as your brother, but I just like having it to balance the richness of a fatty cut. Also, sometimes you just end up getting a cheaper steak, and they could use a little bit of help.

There used to be a greasy spoon type steakhouse that was located in Summerville and another location in Brenham that we used to eat there pretty often. Was very affordable for besides steaks that you could typically order. They were probably all select, spot order ribeye or a t-bone, french fries, and that's one of those only times when I would ever use bottled steak sauce. Best as wedding in french fries soak up all those steak juices.

Sometimes you're in the mood for just something different.
 

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People went pretty wild for my turkey to the point that there were almost no leftovers, it was so tender that I could barely even carve it because it fell apart trying to transfer it from the roasting pan to a cutting board. I was feeling a bit thrilled after hearing so many positive exclamations about the turkey but when I go to take my first bite? DRY AS FUCK. My initial thought was that my entire family just didn't want to hurt my feelings or something but it turned out it was just the tenderloin that had dried out, everything else was as good as everyone was saying.

Might toss a few clearance turkeys in the freezer so I can experiment without jeopardizing thanksgiving dinner.
How did you cook it?
 

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Try this, I use it on any pork I smoke. The bark on a pork butt with this rub is incredible.

Do a light coating of mustard or honey to get ingredients to stick better. Either one cooks off and doesn’t affect flavor.

1/4 cup brown sugar
1 tbsp sea salt
2 tsp cracked black pepper
2 tsp smoked paprika
2 tsp garlic powder
2 tsp onion powder
1 tsp ground mustard
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper

Refrigerate for 2-3 hours after rub applied

Other stuff I’ve added trying different flavors:

Ghost pepper flakes
Turmeric
Cumin
Yeah, my process for this brisket was...

Brined for 24 hours using a basic brine (Salt, sugar, small bit of granulated garlic, small bit of onion powder)

Take out, pat dry, give a light coat of yellow mustard, then use my "basic rub", which is 2 parts salt, 2 parts black pepper, 1 part granulated garlic. (I'm close to "Franklin Orthodoxy", but like a little garlic...)

Was on a tight schedule this time (my fault). So I didn't let it rest rubbed overnight, which I usually do.

Cooking was around 4.5 hours on lower head (225), then wrap it, and around 3.5 hours on high heat (275) to finish (Cooked to target internal temp of 205). Again a sacrifice for time. My usual is 8 hours at 200 (pellet smoker, so I can go sleep and come back), then around 3 hours wrapped on high heat to a 205 internal target to finish.

Turned out a good texture, not tough, but not at that "it's basically fall apart shredded beef" level. Great flavor. Bark turned out better than my last brisket, main differences were the mustard binder, and I put on more rub. But still not the bark I want.

Target for next brisket will be to take my basic rub and add brown sugar, as that seems to be everybody's first tip.

But with that said, this was a large enough cut that even eating half as part of thanksgiving, I'll be vac-pack and freezing enough to cover our the Brisket needs of Chez Haus for probably a month. So it will be the Xmas brisket I test this on.

Slicing the cold remainder right now... For vac pack, freeze, and sous vide later

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How did you cook it?
48 hour dry brine with just salt then thursday morning i separated the skin from the breast and packed a bunch of compound butter under the skin then brushed some more compound butter on top of the turkey before roasting it and basted it with the compound butter a couple times during the roast. Definitely gonna experiment with using an injector to get it inside the breast, and maybe even get up in the middle of the night to start one so i can do a really low and slow roast (dont have a proper smoker and i dont think a turkey would fit in my weber kettle).

Also I need a microplane for zesting. Fruit peeler got the job done but it was slow going to make sure I wasn't grabbing pith.
 
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I roast a couple chickens once every week or two so roasting the turkey on Thanksgiving barely seems like doing anything special. Every Thanksgiving I hear about dry turkeys and it never makes sense, so once a year I will post this statement.

I never understand what people are doing wrong that produces dry turkey. Every bird we roast is juicy and tender. I'm not doing anything unusual. 270 for about 5 hours, basic butter and seasonings.

How do you make a dry turkey?
 
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Dr.Retarded

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48 hour dry brine with just salt then thursday morning i separated the skin from the breast and packed a bunch of compound butter under the skin then brushed some more compound butter on top of the turkey before roasting it and basted it with the compound butter a couple times during the roast. Definitely gonna experiment with using an injector to get it inside the breast, and maybe even get up in the middle of the night to start one so i can do a really low and slow roast (dont have a proper smoker and i dont think a turkey would fit in my weber kettle).

Also I need a microplane for zesting. Fruit peeler got the job done but it was slow going to make sure I wasn't grabbing pith.
That sounds pretty damn similar to what I normally do when roasting a bird. I use one of those Big easy oil less fryer though. I'll get an oil can of fosters, and shove lemon onion garlic inside the cavity, and stick that beer can in. I've never once had a dry turkey.

Glad it turned out so well for you based upon your family devouring it.
 

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I roast a couple chickens once every week or two so roasting the turkey on Thanksgiving barely seems like doing anything special. Every Thanksgiving I hear about dry turkeys and it never makes sense, so once a year I will post this statement.

I never understand what people are doing wrong that produces dry turkey. Every bird we roast is juicy and tender. I'm not doing anything unusual. 270 for about 5 hours, basic butter and seasonings.

How do you make a dry turkey?
Basically follow the instructions on the bird. Everybody from the previous generation that doesn't use the internet thinks you have to put the turkey in at 4 AM at 350 degrees and then cook it until the little button pops out which is an internal temp of like 180 or more. Congratulations, you have a turkey that has zero chance of making anyone sick and causing a lawsuit and you're doubly safe because no one wants to eat it either.
 
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Gavinmad

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cook it until the little button pops out
lmfao is that what that thing does? I knew it was supposed to be some kind of thermometer but I've never once let it stay in the bird. When I try to imagine a turkey cooked to 180 internal I imagine it being so dry that it sucks all the moisture out of your body when you open the oven door and you just collapse into a pile of dust.
 
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yea dawn wasn't enough for my semi cleaned turkey deep fryer
Just stick with simple green then. Some of the restaurant foaming degreasers are decent. You can always hit one of those restaurants supply store, and they can probably tell you which brand is best. I just don't remember which ones I used to see used all the time in the restaurants I helped build. That's been a long time ago.
 

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Just stick with simple green then. Some of the restaurant foaming degreasers are decent. You can always hit one of those restaurants supply store, and they can probably tell you which brand is best. I just don't remember which ones I used to see used all the time in the restaurants I helped build. That's been a long time ago.
i tried to buy zep but BOTH times it was broken bottles
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