Most of the patients who arrive in the ER point to 10. These patients are also on their phone and look comfortable. The pain scale absolutely does not work one bit except for certain cultures -- stoicism -- (Asian) as it is easily exploitable. People just want the D.
That they do. I've spoken to people who claim to be having 11/10 pain but sounded perfectly normal except for maybe a touch of desperation in their voice when they mentioned having something called in for them.
I've only had dilaudid once, when I was in the ER for appendicitis 6 years ago.That was probably #2 all time for pain. Got a chuckle out of the PA when I told him my pain level was about a 9.5, but my scale is logarithmic so there was plenty of room between 9.5 and 10. That stuff works nicely though.
Pain is subjective and nurses will not directly accuse you of faking it, but will probably either engage in catty gossip behind your back and/or make passive-aggressive insinuations that you really try some Toradol before we go to the D-d-dalala*
Did you get one of those fancy machines that moves your knee for you? Or just one of those ice-pack things with tubes that hooks up to a lunchbox full of ice?
If they keep your leg immobilized long enough and they warn you about trying to walk around w/o crutches, be careful, LOL.They gave me a fancier cold machine. It refrigerates and circulates a solution and keeps it at 43 degrees so I can leave it on 24/7. No ice necessary. I'm in a locked full leg brace until at least my first follow-up in a couple weeks, so no movement of the knee at all.
Most of the patients who arrive in the ER point to 10. These patients are also on their phone and look comfortable. The pain scale absolutely does not work one bit except for certain cultures -- stoicism -- (Asian) as it is easily exploitable. People just want the D.
Fucking Michigan.
Where in the mitten are ya man? I'm up in the Thumb.