Patron Warrior is seriously the most boring thing to play against. Particularly since it seems that everyone playing it is semi retarded and takes 10 minutes per turn, even when they aren't having a Patron turn. The games go really, really long and are just soooo bland. Just had to slowly beat a Patron Warrior to death with his own Fatigue, after going through like 30 armor. For fucksake. Getting Troggzor from Unstable Portal against Patron Warrior is hilarious at least, boring fuckers. Jesus Christ, Constructed is a horrible mess.