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Zarcath

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Millie said:
#11 looks photoshopped. No way in hell someone"s feet can look like that.

Or can they?
That"s the truth. I really have no idea how that could happen with the 4th toe, and so "perfectly". For that to happen you"d either have to be born without bones in your 4th toe but still have the flesh there or some sort of weird foot binding. I"m going to call foul play, because the foot isn"t deformed in anyway that you would suspect is the result of having a deformity as such. I could see the pinky being like that and not causing deformities from years of walking, but the 4th toe?

Only analyzing this because I just had my foot x-rayed last week to check for a hairline fracture. I didn"t have one, but it did show some odd bone growth. Doc called them spurs, they"re on the underparts of the 2nd bone in my toes, all of my toes have the growth. Seems that my toes are longer then norm and the constant pressure from walking (since the tips of my toes are the last parts to leave pavement) caused it to develop.

Some of these feet look like they came out of national geographic africa foot studies.
 

Nakilos_foh

shitlord
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73% of the vote right now. Hope it stays that high for your sake.
Yea I agree. I"d have a hard time concentrating and I"d think about those feet unless she really is amazing from the waist up.

Its probably just me, but I"ve not fucked chicks because their feet were so nasty it was distracting to me.
 

tikkus_foh

shitlord
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I can just imagine the sheer number of blowjobs the OP has just entitled himself to if FoH has indeed won her a new pair of feet.
 

Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
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This is a strange new direction for FoHSS to take.
I disagree. Rather than letting someone who deserves it more for having feet that make people accuse the wearer of being an alien, we"re helping someone who just has ugly feet.

Given that the second place is at 10%, I"d say it"s pretty likely you"ll be winning this contest unless you get disqualified for soliciting, or the owner of #11 posts on SA =D


Man, if I ever was on a radio contest based on voting I"d come to FoHSS, post a lot of porn, and ask people to help. On the internet, the only currency is porn.
 

Celebrindal

Golden Squire
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I"m definitely not going to post nude pics of my girl on the internet, but I"ll come up with something.

Also, my girl actually has a constant pain that gets worse the longer she stands in her right foot from the surgery she had years back. So it"s not just ugly feet.
 

Kilivek2.0_foh

shitlord
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Hacked in, stole the money shot.
 

Kevincheese_foh

shitlord
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Zarcath said:
This is a strange new direction for FoHSS to take. Occasionally we"re helpful in supplying advice with revenge plots against ex-gfs, gun totting/vibrating neighbors or neighbors doing donuts in your frontyard. This is actually the first time I can recall that we"re helping someone correct a disfigurement, as opposed to openly mocking them, their family and/or lifestyle.
Hey, when tit pics are on the line...

Shit, Tuco beat me to it.
 

PerritoBites_foh

shitlord
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Celebrindal said:
I"m definitely not going to post nude pics of my girl on the internet, but I"ll come up with something.

Also, my girl actually has a constant pain that gets worse the longer she stands in her right foot from the surgery she had years back. So it"s not just ugly feet.
Yeah, that sucks... but the competition is for ugly feet
 

Tuco

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Kilivek, lay off him, seriously.

There"s nothing more beautiful than the love that Cerebrindal and Lafonda share.

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