I would file a complaint with the EEOC if they shut down the private bathrooms at my job.
Since we're talking bathroom stories ... at my first real job, the safety guy once got a biohazzard bag from the medical supply rep. So he put it on the desk of this weird guy .. we'll call him booger flicking bill since that's what everyone else in the office called him behind his back ... with a note saying he needed a stool sample. Booger flicking bill wasn't there when he did it so we all went to lunch. When we got back from lunch, we saw ole booger flicking bill headed for the bathroom with that biohazard bag in hand. The truly unfortunate thing is that the safety guy was with me and he stopped him and told him it was a joke. I woulda let it go if it was up to me because that bag of shit wasn't about to be placed on MY desk.
Since we're talking bathroom stories ... at my first real job, the safety guy once got a biohazzard bag from the medical supply rep. So he put it on the desk of this weird guy .. we'll call him booger flicking bill since that's what everyone else in the office called him behind his back ... with a note saying he needed a stool sample. Booger flicking bill wasn't there when he did it so we all went to lunch. When we got back from lunch, we saw ole booger flicking bill headed for the bathroom with that biohazard bag in hand. The truly unfortunate thing is that the safety guy was with me and he stopped him and told him it was a joke. I woulda let it go if it was up to me because that bag of shit wasn't about to be placed on MY desk.
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