Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
hodj
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It works for me
Not gonna shit up the voting thread with this reply so Imma summon y'all to my salty thread for it but:
I had one flashback, one time, when I was like 16 or so. I was laying on my bed going to sleep one night when I got a body buzz and started hearing a ringing. I was like "WTF this feels like I'm on acid"
Then for like 5 minutes I hallucinated the earth as a wire frame mesh that tilted and rolled in various directions about 5 feet in front of my face.
Then the body buzz went away, the hallucination faded and I was like "Well that must have been a flashback because I dunno what else that could be" and I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it was.
It did feel for 5 minutes like I was just peaking on acid again. Not uncomfortably in any way.
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iannis
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Yeah, I've had two in twenty years. Neither were uncomfortable or odd.
I was sitting at a stoplight one time and the road started breathing. I was just like "well, that's neat".
The other time was the first time I watched "The Ninth Configuration". I had no idea what it was or what it was supposed to be. I just got home from work and turned on the television. I was physically exhausted and potatoing in front of the couch. About 30 minutes into that movie I thought "God, I feel like i'm on acid".
Which if you've ever seen the movie i'm pretty sure is the point of the first two acts. And it might have just been that I was wrecked, about to fall asleep, and watching an intentionally weird movie.
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hodj
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See, everything does that breathing thing all the time for me anyway, so maybe I'm always having a flashback and the only time it got really intense was the time I noticed it?
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Down on the Body Farm: Unlocking the Forensic Secrets of Decaying Corpses
Researchers at outdoor "body farms" look to the microbes of human decay to help identify corpses and pinpoint time of death.
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I remember as a kid we had a guest speaker who was a detective and he went into forensics. He had said that they found a body dressed in woman's clothing, but because of the distinguishing characteristics of the skull, they were able to identify that it was biologically a male, so was a dead transvestite.
Supposedly they might even be able to get your DNA from cremated remains. So I guess even as a pile of dust you can't pass as a female.
Supposedly they might even be able to get your DNA from cremated remains. So I guess even as a pile of dust you can't pass as a female.
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