Harshaw
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Hogwarts Legacy
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Zindan
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You should have gotten a prompt to go talk to Sebastian, as he mentioned getting into the Restricted Area a few times, but this was as a Slytherin.
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CaughtCross
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Amazon updated the delivery date of my PS5 deluxe edition to tomorrow. Weird how Amazon would have issues shipping such a big title at launch. It is really looking like this game is gonna be GTA levels of popularity and sales. Makes me wonder if some woke person working at Amazon was trying to under order this game.
Gravel
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Just gotta remember to go to Hogsmeade every once in a while to sell shit. Could also just destroy it, as money seems entirely unnecessary. I haven't found any reason to buy anything.
If anyone comes across a guide for the Daedalian Keys or whatever, please post it (edit: Guess I could've just googled it, sadly it looks like you have to get new spells to get em all). I'm at 11/16, and at this point I'd rather just visit all of them in a list than run around the castle for hours hoping to hear a fluttering key.
For the last training dummy side "quest," I figured out if you're too fast, you fail, because your spells won't be off cooldown. Kind of sad that you basically have to handicap yourself to do it. And like I said before, I'd love to see Asmon fail at the dueling championship after struggling so bad at the first one. Shit, for that matter the pensieve fight that comes not much before it too.
If anyone comes across a guide for the Daedalian Keys or whatever, please post it (edit: Guess I could've just googled it, sadly it looks like you have to get new spells to get em all). I'm at 11/16, and at this point I'd rather just visit all of them in a list than run around the castle for hours hoping to hear a fluttering key.
For the last training dummy side "quest," I figured out if you're too fast, you fail, because your spells won't be off cooldown. Kind of sad that you basically have to handicap yourself to do it. And like I said before, I'd love to see Asmon fail at the dueling championship after struggling so bad at the first one. Shit, for that matter the pensieve fight that comes not much before it too.
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Drinsic
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Working right now, but I've sold everything except exactly what I'm wearing and can still use all the appearances of the shit I've sold.
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Fight
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I thought the kid was legit retarded for the longest time, then I found out he is just French Canadian.
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Gavinmad
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Wut? Feel like some of yall never actually read a book or watched a movie because Hogwarts is diverse as fuck. Rowling just presented it in a post-racial kind of way rather than following the modern day DEI checklist.
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Feel like you're missing the point that the timeline is vastly different from the books/movies.
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Tuco
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I still like my theory that Voldemort killed a bunch of non-whites in Hogwarts/Britain, so that's why Hogwarts Legacy is more diverse than Harry Potter films.
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Gravel
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I actually don't care as much as it's not so prevalent after you've been introduced to the characters. It was just that first loop around the castle where I'm like, this is a diversity checklist.
I will say it still makes no sense. A quick search says there are anywhere between 8 and 11 schools like Hogwarts in the Harry Potter universe. The actually stupid part is that there's one in the literal city Uganda girl is from, and it's apparently the largest of all the schools. Worse is that Uganda wasn't even Uganda until the mid-1890s, meaning whoever was in charge of implementing that character was too fucking lazy to actually do research and just thought it'd be a good pigeonhole. Maybe it makes sense with her mom being invited to be a professor (although I don't think she is?), but why Hogwarts and not Uagadou? Or any of the other smaller wizarding schools that I guess exist in Africa? Why would she end up at the English speaking one located in fucking Scotland?
Edit: Tuco, this takes place in the 19th century. Predates Voldemort. Could be another "evil wizard" genocide though.
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Gavinmad
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I'm not missing anything, I'm agreeing that the writers are talentless NPCs.
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Tuco
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I'm saying that the world used to be diverse, strong and beautiful and then Voldemort showed up for some ethnic cleansing and now when Harry Potter goes to school it's
Instead of a diversity checklist.
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Gravel
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More evidence this is just for diversity and makes no sense:
harrypotter.fandom.com
harrypotter.fandom.com
They did an amazing job with including lore in this game. They got lazy on this one and it sticks out like a sore thumb. It's worse than Ryan the tranny bartender.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, often shortened to Hogwarts, was the British wizarding school located in the Scottish Highlands.[6][7] Any magical children residing in Great Britain or Ireland who had reached the age of eleven by the start of the incoming term were accepted as...
Uagadou
Uagadou,[2] or Uagadou School of Magic,[3] was the African wizarding school, located in the Mountains of the Moon in western Uganda.[1] It accepted students from all over Africa and was the largest wizarding school in the world.[2] Visitors to the school spoke of a stunning edifice carved out of...
They did an amazing job with including lore in this game. They got lazy on this one and it sticks out like a sore thumb. It's worse than Ryan the tranny bartender.
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Daezuel
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Man what were all these amazing brave African wizards doing all these years while Africa suffered from famine, disease, warlords...More evidence this is just for diversity and makes no sense:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, often shortened to Hogwarts, was the British wizarding school located in the Scottish Highlands.[6][7] Any magical children residing in Great Britain or Ireland who had reached the age of eleven by the start of the incoming term were accepted as...
Uagadou
Uagadou,[2] or Uagadou School of Magic,[3] was the African wizarding school, located in the Mountains of the Moon in western Uganda.[1] It accepted students from all over Africa and was the largest wizarding school in the world.[2] Visitors to the school spoke of a stunning edifice carved out of...
They did an amazing job with including lore in this game. They got lazy on this one and it sticks out like a sore thumb. It's worse than Ryan the tranny bartender.
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Tuco
I got Tuco'd!
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More evidence this is just for diversity and makes no sense:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, often shortened to Hogwarts, was the British wizarding school located in the Scottish Highlands.[6][7] Any magical children residing in Great Britain or Ireland who had reached the age of eleven by the start of the incoming term were accepted as...
Uagadou
Uagadou,[2] or Uagadou School of Magic,[3] was the African wizarding school, located in the Mountains of the Moon in western Uganda.[1] It accepted students from all over Africa and was the largest wizarding school in the world.[2] Visitors to the school spoke of a stunning edifice carved out of...
They did an amazing job with including lore in this game. They got lazy on this one and it sticks out like a sore thumb. It's worse than Ryan the tranny bartender.
Hogwarts Legacy
Hogwarts Legacy is an open-world action role-playing game set in the late 19th century within the wizarding world. Developed by Avalanche Software and published by Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment under the Portkey Games label, the game was released on 10 February 2023 on PC, PlayStation...
"Hogwarts Legacy takes places in a period when the great wizarding schools engaged in significant amounts of foreign exchange students. This practice was stopped in 1939."
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