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Considering I usually use the pool at like dawn. Its never been an issue anywhere I lived that had one. Post 0430 run dunk in the pool is the best.
 

Cad

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It's also where she is storing Christmas decorations and the like, it's just a good spot for all the cabling to terminate into and be out of sight.

The TV will be mounted to that wall as well.
Mine all terminates into a cabling cabinet in the garage, all the coax and ethernet and phone lines go in there. I just have an 8 port gigabit switch sitting in there, and my file server and all of that are on the bookshelf in my office, all hardwired. I don't know what I'd do with 3 computers in a server closet, but I could easily put a few more on my bookshelf in the open-back cabinet without causing an issue.

Doesn't the house have other closets as well? I guess another closet is always handy if that room is big enough.
 

Khane

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You really interested in swimming around in piss and shit? I could see if it is a YMCA and an adult-only pool but fuck swimming around with a bunch of toddlers in shitty diapers and kids who think the pool is a giant urinal.
My friends lived in a condo complex that had 2 pools. One was adult only and had a bar in the pool for the sole purpose of them being able to tell parents to keep their kids out of that pool area without much fuss. Pretty great setup.
 

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Mine all terminates into a cabling cabinet in the garage, all the coax and ethernet and phone lines go in there. I just have an 8 port gigabit switch sitting in there, and my file server and all of that are on the bookshelf in my office, all hardwired. I don't know what I'd do with 3 computers in a server closet, but I could easily put a few more on my bookshelf in the open-back cabinet without causing an issue.

Doesn't the house have other closets as well? I guess another closet is always handy if that room is big enough.
The room is quite large and empty so giving it some extra space just makes sense for me.
 

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How hard is it to get qualified for a home loan in a year in which you also switch jobs? Is it a pain in the ass if you don't have more than a month or two of income records at your new employer?
Probably. The government has absurd rules now for mortgages. If you have 10 million in assets but only make $25,000 a year in total income, you can't get a mortgage through any traditional means.
 

Khane

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I don't know about that. I refinanced like 3 weeks after I switched jobs. I had also opened up about 8 new credit cards in the 3 months prior. They asked me a lot of questions and required a lot of annoying "proof" that I wasn't a debt fiend but in the end it still went through.

EDIT: Now that I think about it... why the hell did they approve that? I mean it'll work out for them in my case because the only debt I have is the mortgage that was in question but 8 new credit cards seems shady as fuck (even though it wasn't, I just wanted those sweet, sweet sign up bonuses)

EDIT 2: I wouldn't advise the course of action I took. It was just a refinance so there wasn't really much at stake. It probably also helped that I was refinancing from a 30 year to a 10 year so maybe they thought "Oh. He's just clever". I have no idea.
 

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How hard is it to get qualified for a home loan in a year in which you also switch jobs? Is it a pain in the ass if you don't have more than a month or two of income records at your new employer?
It really depends. If it is a new field/career, forget about it.
 

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I don't know about that. I refinanced like 3 weeks after I switched jobs. I had also opened up about 8 new credit cards in the 3 months prior. They asked me a lot of questions and required a lot of annoying "proof" that I wasn't a debt fiend but in the end it still went through.

EDIT: Now that I think about it... why the hell did they approve that? I mean it'll work out for them in my case because the only debt I have is the mortgage that was in question but 8 new credit cards seems shady as fuck (even though it wasn't, I just wanted those sweet, sweet sign up bonuses)

EDIT 2: I wouldn't advise the course of action I took. It was just a refinance so there wasn't really much at stake. It probably also helped that I was refinancing from a 30 year to a 10 year so maybe they thought "Oh. He's just clever". I have no idea.
What year was this? 2008 and prior had different rules to our current situation.
 

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I moved from California to North Carolina less than a year ago. I went from no job (cancer treatment) to a new job. My wife has had her new job for 6 months.

We have a short sale on our record that is exactly at 3 years.

We were approved for $350k based on income alone. FHA only covers $275k of that and we are on hook for the rest. We were looking at a more expensive house at that time. We will probably get out just around $300k on this one. We have design meeting on Monday, that is when the sticker will rise up.
 

Khane

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Khorum and Cad said some things that startled me in The Big Short thread. I asked a subsequent question but got no answer because I think they thought I was being obtuse... I wasn't. This was before I had watched the movie. I knew based on the current economic climate that similar mistakes were being made somewhere but I had no idea they were being made in the same exact market as they were before 2008. The USA needs to fucking change because we are in a ~7 year cycle right now.
 

Cad

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Khorum and Cad said some things that startled me in The Big Short thread. I asked a subsequent question but got no answer because I think they thought I was being obtuse... I wasn't. This was before I had watched the movie. I knew based on the current economic climate that similar mistakes were being made somewhere but I had no idea they were being made in the same exact market as they were before 2008. The USA needs to fucking change because we are in a ~7 year cycle right now.
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Khane

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You mentioned home prices recovering and even soaring past pre-crisis levels. I didn't realize that was happening because it hasn't happened in my area. Khorum pointed out some new fangled tranches that banks are packaging and selling. I had no idea either of those things were occurring.

Your avatar is very fitting.
 

Cad

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You mentioned home prices recovering and even soaring past pre-crisis levels. I didn't realize that was happening because it hasn't happened in my area. Khorum pointed out some new fangled tranches that banks are packaging and selling. I had no idea either of those things were occurring.

Your avatar is very fitting.
Last I checked nobody except Fannie/Freddie had securitized loans since 2008. Is this recent?

And yea, home prices are local but the trend is pretty obvious:

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Khane

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Last I checked nobody except Fannie/Freddie had securitized loans since 2008. Is this recent?

And yea, home prices are local but the trend is pretty obvious:

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Yea, that's frightening and I didn't even realize it. Despite how fervent I pretend to be on such matters.
 

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Take out the housing bubble and it looks like the graph would line up nicely from before and after.