Not once, have I ever, EVER, tried to play the nice guy to people as a land lord or a property manager. Doesnt mean Im a dick to them - Im just not fucking Santa Clause. Rent or Mortgage, thats fucking life - you shouldnt get rewarded for doing the right fucking thing.
Never mind the fact that these people just dont give a shit about you, no matter how well you treat them. My favorite is when a tenant creates a fucking problem and then its you, the land lord, that has a specified amount of time before THEY can take YOU to court. Heres a random situation: After calling around all night and all morning - you finally find an overpriced ass fucking plumber that can go out there that day since sewage is backing up (according to the tenant) and what do they find? The tenant has been flushing their fucking tampons and wipes down the toilet and there are multiple blockages so snaking isnt an immediate fix. It doesnt fucking matter that I can bill it forward to the tenant - its the fact that their stupidity and negligence has cost me my time and sanity which I CANT bill them for.
Never mind the people that just wont get the fuck out when they mentally decide to stop paying rent. Ive fucking got that shit down to a science now, though. By the time the eviction is done - Im walking out of there with a judgement that not only covers all costs and damages, but also accrues interest. Accepted into and taking classes within Liberty's program this year, and you can bet your ass I'm adding a retainer fee onto fucking everything as soon as Im able. I really am hoping that when it comes to real estate, Ill be a regular fuck around and find out kind of guy when all the dust settles.
As for you
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Tide27
- if you're even remotely considering the purchase of a house, then you're ready to do so. Dont let a down payment stop you. There are a ton of programs out there to help you get into a home. Then, when you've got some equity - refinance and get out of that program thats costing you a higher monthly payment. A proper inspection will alert you to any major fuck ups, and if you want - you can get a warranty so if the HVAC (example) does fuck up, you're covered. Renting, as nicely as I can say it, is dumb. Unless you're forced to rent via bad credit, no where to buy, low income, whatever - there is literally no benefit to renting. If you decide to up and move the fuck away, a property manager like myself will gladly scoop that shit up and maximize every dollar off it while you wait for it to be sold, or just hang on to it as an investment. Interest rates will rise and fall. House pricing will rise, and... well, rise.