Hi, guys.
I found a "mold dude". They"re called Environmental Hygienists, the company I went with has a staff of only licensed & certified Environmental Hygienists, Water Damage Inspectors (that may be the wrong name), Mold Inspectors, Mold Remediation people, and two Forensic Scientists.
After seeing such a thing, I can say with 100% certainty the next time we buy a house I"ll spend $265.00 hiring this company to do the inspection because they can see what the normal inspectors can"t.
My test is going to be more costly because I"m getting pictures as well as an air quality test in every room, and 10 samples (paint, mold, floor, whatever looks shady).
We"re well within the statue of limitations in relation to the Seller Disclosure (which she clearly failed to disclose this). What"s really messed up, is hearing so many people who live here talk about slab leaks, plumbing issues, etc. that have been ongoing but no-one wanted a class action against the builder as it could depreciate the home values (which being mold flagged will do anyway).
A lot of people said one builder had the contract to build here, then it was bought out by something Horton. The first builders were mad and put nails in the plumbing pipes in addition to shitting in bags and putting those in pipes, too. I"ve found nothing documented to back this up but a LOT of owners here seem to share the same story with me.
Maybe it wont be that bad, and hopefully the excessive amount of black spots on the walls and ceilings of my garage (which is where a majority of the plumbing is located) are just dirt.
Regardless, I feel pretty manipulated and want to punch the seller in her stupid nose. Of course I"d never hit anyone, but there"s nothing wrong with wishing I could!
I would HIGHLY recommend hiring one of these environmental hygienists when making an investment like this. Not only do they look for damage and test a lot of crap (using little tubey cameras and inferred). They also write a full report, give you a damage assessment, approximate cost of repair and recommendation ("fix it now or end up with brain damage"). In addition to that, they also tell you the approximate "age" of the damage and mold, which is nice in the event you already bought the house. In most states, the statue of limitation starts the day you discover the problem, I think something else applied, but thats what my attorney told me. She"s going to handle everything, which will start with a simple letter demanding the seller pay or go to litigation (then shes facing repair costs, attorney fees, lost time, and maybe even charges for lying on the disclosure).
Mine is coming today, so I"m dying to know what all is going on. I feel like my house is getting an AIDS test.