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Kolohe
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Lanx said:
yup, i have these on all my doors

put them up high, so you don't accidentally hit your shin

also they will over time "dent" your moulding, obviously, so theres that, but it's better than having that springy thing
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Well house roof.
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Intrinsic

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Ever since watching Kobe Tai get impaled in Very Bad Things I’ve been leery of things at head height.
 
Lanx

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Hateyou said:
Lanx Lanx is Asian so the middle hinge is eye height. He had to get a ladder out to install on top hinge.
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man watching too many youtubes and ppls falling over on ladders had me freaked out, i over paid for an industrial 2 step, step ladder (cuz i watched too many youtubes where ppl fall through their chair and it slides)

just had to whip it out to clean out the most worthless cabinets, the ones above the fridge

and i have the kind where it's recessed behind the fridge too
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do you 7ft behemoths store your weed there or something?
 
Lanx

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i swear if i owned a ladder company i'd just play youtubes about bitches not securing their shit and why they should buy my over-engineered garbage instead


bitch is moaning in pain and doesn't realize she was 6inches away from decapitation by air conditioner
 
Bandwagon

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Kolohe
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Lanx said:
i swear if i owned a ladder company i'd just play youtubes about bitches not securing their shit and why they should buy my over-engineered garbage instead


bitch is moaning in pain and doesn't realize she was 6inches away from decapitation by air conditioner
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Why the hell was that being filmed?


I've picked up my fair share of stiff corpses that were the result of working on ladders + living alone. AngryGerbil AngryGerbil probably has too. I only remember one of them being a man, though. Old guy in an orchard. Pretty sure all the rest were women.
 
Hateyou

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Lanx said:
i mean in a different thread we have some crazy bitch filming herself crying over a dead snake...

maybe she has an onlyfans window cleaning fetishsite
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Probably a drunk asshole boyfriend who saw her dumbass setup and was like “lol yeah I’m filing this shit”

I mean I had a buddy do that when I had to remove a hornets nest from the peak of my second story roof. And I didn’t blame him for filming me or tell him not to.
 
Lanx

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Hateyou said:
Probably a drunk asshole boyfriend who saw her dumbass setup and was like “lol yeah I’m filing this shit”

I mean I had a buddy do that when I had to remove a hornets nest from the peak of my second story roof. And I didn’t blame him for filming me or tell him not to.
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i didn't know you were asian
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muh chinga
 
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Bandwagon

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Wife's birthday present. Record player and wall display. Its a little pretentious bit its what she wanted....and I'm going to end up overtaking the wall display as I find albums with maps related cover art to fit the theme of the room.
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moonarchia

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Just got the carpet in my bedroom replaced with hickory hard wood. Still putting things back in order, but the floor looks and feels great. One stop shopping via Lowe's, their contractors etc.
 
lurkingdirk

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Thought you guys would get a kick out of this. This is a picture from the first floor of a seven floor building on a Monday morning. The previous Friday the post was straight. Get. Out. Of. The. Building.

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Hateyou

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lurkingdirk said:
Thought you guys would get a kick out of this. This is a picture from the first floor of a seven floor building on a Monday morning. The previous Friday the post was straight. Get. Out. Of. The. Building.

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There a call center right above that? They hire some huge bitches.
 
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