Lanx
<Prior Amod>
When I was about 13 I had a weird lesion on my shin that wouldn't heal properly for months, maybe the size of a dime, and it itched ferociously. I ended up picking the scab off with a knife because I got so sick of it and found something hard inside. I grabbed it with tweezers and pulled, and it turned out to be a fucking inch and a half long splinter maybe 1/8'' wide that had embedded between my tibia and fibia when I ran over some pressure treated wood with a lawn mower the previous summer. I'm amazed that it didn't cause more problems than just itching.
I always wear pants now.