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Itlan

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Isn't a massive shit the most pleasurable experience for a straight man? That's what people say... something about the prostate...
 
McCheese

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Itlan_sl said:
Isn't a massive shit the most pleasurable experience for a straight man? That's what people say... something about the prostate...
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I don't know about during the shit because, assuming it's a real doozy, I sweat and struggle and practically assume the fetal position on the toilet. However, those few precious seconds immediately after the giant turd drops into the toilet and your ass hole is tightening back up into it's proper size is one of the greatest feelings in the world. I wish I could experience those 2 - 3 seconds over and over again all day long and be enveloped in a permanent wave of euphoria.
 
Big_w_powah

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McCheese_sl said:
I don't know about during the shit because, assuming it's a real doozy, I sweat and struggle and practically assume the fetal position on the toilet. However, those few precious seconds immediately after the giant turd drops into the toilet and your ass hole is tightening back up into it's proper size is one of the greatest feelings in the world. I wish I could experience those 2 - 3 seconds over and over again all day long and be enveloped in a permanent wave of euphoria.
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I apologize for my fuck you in the toy thread; This shit is awesome.
 
Pasteton

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In my experience dulcolax is wildly and explosively successful where senator and colace fail
 
Joeboo

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McCheese_sl said:
I don't know about during the shit because, assuming it's a real doozy, I sweat and struggle and practically assume the fetal position on the toilet. However, those few precious seconds immediately after the giant turd drops into the toilet and your ass hole is tightening back up into it's proper size is one of the greatest feelings in the world. I wish I could experience those 2 - 3 seconds over and over again all day long and be enveloped in a permanent wave of euphoria.
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McCheese

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Eyashusa and Joeboo both have nothing but runny, champagne-cork shits.
 
Itlan

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Seriously, I take in like 300g of protein per day... passing one of those tightly packed logs is my greatest joy each and every day.
 
eXarc

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Iannis_sl said:
A good shit is always better than a bad fuck.
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Just wanted to make sure this was seen twice

edit: RIP Thorne, not sure how you're posting from the grave but great job on that as well. Tell us about the afterlife if you can! Maybe we can pass some info on to Lumie.

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Friday_sl said:
You shut your zombie mouth
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Lmao. Seriously though bro, zombie anatomy 101 - he can't help it. Zombies are lucky to even have mouths left and if they do, you know they can't control that jaw very well. Cut him some slack.

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See what I did there? Ha. Zombie anatomy puns.
 
Mahes

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McCheese_sl said:
I don't know about during the shit because, assuming it's a real doozy, I sweat and struggle and practically assume the fetal position on the toilet. However, those few precious seconds immediately after the giant turd drops into the toilet and your ass hole is tightening back up into it's proper size is one of the greatest feelings in the world. I wish I could experience those 2 - 3 seconds over and over again all day long and be enveloped in a permanent wave of euphoria.
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That was so well written that I had to signature that. Thank you. This thread has been a serious win.

Oh, and pneumonia sucks, but I am glad that was the problem, as opposed to something cardiac related. I have had bouts of Acid Reflux that felt ER worthy.
 
drmandolin

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Itlan_sl said:
Isn't a massive shit the most pleasurable experience for a straight man? That's what people say... something about the prostate...
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Unless you are on opiates, as per moi, and mistakenly miss a serving or two of ducolax, and then have to give birth to a 5 pound slab of clay. The anticipation is not in fact, worse than the pain (I don't care what that crazy Canadian Trevor says).

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Quineloe

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yes, that's always the first thing I do when I drop a giant turd and even miss the target, I pick it up.
 
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