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Fuck no.
Dawn was breaking over the city before Queen Alicent dispatched the Kingsguard to bring her sons Aegon and Aemond to the council. (Prince Daeron, the youngest and gentlest of her children, was in Oldtown, serving as Lord Hightower’s squire.)
One-eyed Prince Aemond, nineteen, was found in the armory, donning plate and mail for his morning practice in the castle yard. “Is Aegon king?” he asked Ser Willis Fell, “or must we kneel and kiss the old whore’s cunny?” Princess Helaena was breaking her fast with her children when the Kingsguard came to her…but when asked the whereabouts of Prince Aegon, her brother and husband, she said only, “He is not in my bed, you may be sure. Feel free to search beneath the blankets.”
Prince Aegon was “at his revels,” Munkun says in his True Telling, vaguely. The Testimony of Mushroom claims Ser Criston found the young king-to-be drunk and naked in a Flea Bottom rat pit, where two guttersnipes with filed teeth were biting and tearing at each other for his amusement whilst a girl who could not have been more than twelve pleasured his member with her mouth. Let us put that ugly picture down to Mushroom being Mushroom, however, and consider instead the words of Septon Eustace.
Though the good septon admits Prince Aegon was with a paramour when he was found, he insists the girl was the daughter of a wealthy trader, and well cared for besides.
One-eyed Prince Aemond, nineteen, was found in the armory, donning plate and mail for his morning practice in the castle yard. “Is Aegon king?” he asked Ser Willis Fell, “or must we kneel and kiss the old whore’s cunny?” Princess Helaena was breaking her fast with her children when the Kingsguard came to her…but when asked the whereabouts of Prince Aegon, her brother and husband, she said only, “He is not in my bed, you may be sure. Feel free to search beneath the blankets.”
Prince Aegon was “at his revels,” Munkun says in his True Telling, vaguely. The Testimony of Mushroom claims Ser Criston found the young king-to-be drunk and naked in a Flea Bottom rat pit, where two guttersnipes with filed teeth were biting and tearing at each other for his amusement whilst a girl who could not have been more than twelve pleasured his member with her mouth. Let us put that ugly picture down to Mushroom being Mushroom, however, and consider instead the words of Septon Eustace.
Though the good septon admits Prince Aegon was with a paramour when he was found, he insists the girl was the daughter of a wealthy trader, and well cared for besides.
Some background. Fire and blood is maester munkuns "true telling" of the reign of viserys, aegon II, etc. Its based on the confessions of grand maester orwyle and the Testimony of mushroom, along with others like septon eustace who were there at the time. Mushroom is a dwarf jester in service to rhaenyra, that wrote baudy tales, equivalent to penthouse forum/the lusty argonian maid/etc. His claims are mostly debauchery including things like being 3 foot tall but having a 6 foot cock, etc.
Maester orwyle wrote his confessions from the black cells while awaiting his execution. They agree on 90% of what happens (mushroom just adds debauchery to his versions), where they differ, whichever version of events told by the eye witness is given credit. Mushroom is on dragonstone with rhaenyra, so his notes on the goings on of the black council are from mushrooms pov. Orwyle is in kings landing, so his version of events of the green council are what happened in kings landing. Mushroom is not in kings landing so his version is false.
Both characters are motivated to downplay rhaenyra being a complete POS and elaborate on aegon being terrible. (Mushroom being a black, and orwyle cus a black is going to cut off his fucking head if he doesnt confess the "truth.") Despite their best efforts, its clear she is the "bad guy" of the story. They are not even 10% as nice as this show is, regarding Rhaenyra. All of her shitty qualities have been transposed onto aegon or alicent or even daemon, to make her more "likeable" because they needed the show to be about a women wronged by history and usurped, female empowerment, whatever woke shitgets greenlit nowadays.
Its sad because you think about a show like the Wire, could never be made today. Realilistic depictions of the drug war and its impact, culturally relevant as it is, unfortunately depicts that the vast majority of violent crimes are both committed by and against other blacks, that shit would never fly.
Likewise, women cant be cunts, so everything about the show is changed to make it so.
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