How Old Are You?

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How Old Are You?

  • Wizardhawk I.Q. (1-20)

    Votes: 1 0.7%

  • (21-25)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • (26-30)

    Votes: 6 4.0%

  • (31-35)

    Votes: 48 32.0%

  • (36-40)

    Votes: 48 32.0%

  • (41-45)

    Votes: 24 16.0%

  • (46-50)

    Votes: 17 11.3%

  • (51-55)

    Votes: 2 1.3%

  • (56-60)

    Votes: 2 1.3%

  • (61-64)

    Votes: 1 0.7%

  • Sam Deathwalker & Co. (65+)

    Votes: 1 0.7%
  • Total voters
    150
Vanessa

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That was intentional. If it was an open poll, I was worried some people may not want to vote honestly. The intention of this was to glean an average age of all of us shitlords, and the poll thus far is going exactly as I predicted :p

Well, actually, the sharp cutoff at 26-30 is/was unexpected.
 
Chukzombi

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thanks for this Van, now i dont feel like the oldest fart on this board, or the only old fart.
 
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Sterling

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As many people 61+ as there are under 31. Not sure how many online communities can say that.
 
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Hateyou

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Vanessa said:
That was intentional. If it was an open poll, I was worried some people may not want to vote honestly. The intention of this was to glean an average age of all of us shitlords, and the poll thus far is going exactly as I predicted :p

Well, actually, the sharp cutoff at 26-30 is/was unexpected.
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That’s gayer than your tits 👎

But yeah, it’s pretty much what I expected. I did not expect anyone under 21. Unless it’s that new guy that came from some other newer game site and got into a bitchfest with Ut.
 
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Haus

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It also might serve as some confirmation for that old adage that as you get older you get more conservative. Since not that long ago this was NOT as much a MAGA friendly environment as it is now.
 
Chukzombi

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Haus said:
It also might serve as some confirmation for that old adage that as you get older you get more conservative. Since not that long ago this was NOT as much a MAGA friendly environment as it is now.
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of course, ten years ago a lot of you didnt have wife+kids growing up in a leftytopia. a lot of you needed to be shown, not told what life was really like when the left controls everything.
 
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Haus said:
It also might serve as some confirmation for that old adage that as you get older you get more conservative. Since not that long ago this was NOT as much a MAGA friendly environment as it is now.
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I was pretty much a socialist when I turned 30. I'm nowhere near one now that I'm 37. I think we're just more open to hopeful ideologies when we're younger, but learn that shit just doesn't work that way on a fundamental level as life grinds you down. Also, the current political climate is like accelerant to that process.
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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PS: (not the best score, I probably could do better if I actually got ready to take one instead of doing it quickly after work because of this poll!)


Thank you for your interest in the IQ Test at IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 140
 
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Alkorin

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zombiewizardhawk said:
Thank you for your interest in the IQ Test at IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 140
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And yet, with all that IQ, you couldn't figure out that there was no way this answer would achieve the result you want.
 
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Haus

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First, that IQ test just give you 10 points for every right answer. If you want a real score you'll have to go find/take a real test. (Protip : You won't find a real test free on a web page you can finish in 10 minutes)

Next, you should be smart enough to extrapolate from an incomplete data set and not need a second point.
 
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moonarchia

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Old enough not to answer the question. Alzheimers or belligerence? Even I don't remember anymore.
 
zombiewizardhawk

zombiewizardhawk

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Haus said:
First, that IQ test just give you 10 points for every right answer. If you want a real score you'll have to go find/take a real test. (Protip : You won't find a real test free on a web page you can finish in 10 minutes)

Next, you should be smart enough to extrapolate from an incomplete data set and not need a second point.
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10 points per answer but it's 38 questions? Shit I failed hard. I don't see you posting your results from it buddy!
 
Lightning Lord Rule

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Like I told the girl in the bar: Just old enough to still be cool.
Age gap?!? Pfft
 
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Zapatta

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Old enough to get every single Seth McFarlane reference.
 
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