how pig your benis?

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Is that thing made by Reebok..?



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I'll check later. But just so we're on the same page, you measure from the anus, to just beyond the tip of the penis, right?
 
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Mine is shaped like a hockey puck.

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Hoss_sl said:
I'll check later. But just so we're on the same page, you measure from the anus, to just beyond the tip of the penis, right?
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I'm a bit illiterate on what is socially acceptable nowadays. Been chasing this cryptoJew piece of ass for a while, chatting, hanging out, swimming and eating.
I've described it to her, and she has been clear on the fact that she most of all prefer a beautiful benis.
Now it turns out that I pretty much have the adriana lima of dicks, it's stunning, I've been told... I kinda think it's good looking too, but just out of casually catching a glimpse of a couple while adventuring in the realm of porn. I told her that women who say they like beautiful penusas, simply have underdeveloped partners, hinting on the 8 inches of cervical pin abusing purplethrob, the Lord blessed me with. This didn't work, she seemed frightened by the size, fag, but I can't leave this, I'm invested, so I've been pondering taking the first HD photo across the board, in recent years of my Dorner and let his beauty strike her right in the ovaries.
Is this acceptable? Will I break laws? How can I best convey the size? I'm thinking of having a unlit smoke, well now when I think about it, I might light it, next to it.
I've noticed that bicks looks bigger, when erect, are pushed down towards the floor..? I'm quite the novice at this.
But 8inches/20cm 5.7inches/14.5cm (gf brought a measuring tape when she moved in, couldn't resist, rulers don't do it for me)
 
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Margo_sl said:
I'm a bit illiterate on what is socially acceptable nowadays. Been chasing this cryptoJew piece of ass for a while, chatting, hanging out, swimming and eating.
I've described it to her, and she has been clear on the fact that she most of all prefer a beautiful benis.
Now it turns out that I pretty much have the adriana lima of dicks, it's stunning, I've been told... I kinda think it's good looking too, but just out of casually catching a glimpse of a couple while adventuring in the realm of porn. I told her that women who say they like beautiful penusas, simply have underdeveloped partners, hinting on the 8 inches of cervical pin abusing purplethrob, the Lord blessed me with. This didn't work, she seemed frightened by the size, fag, but I can't leave this, I'm invested, so I've been pondering taking the first HD photo across the board, in recent years of my Dorner and let his beauty strike her right in the ovaries.
Is this acceptable? Will I break laws? How can I best convey the size? I'm thinking of having a unlit smoke, well now when I think about it, I might light it, next to it.
I've noticed that bicks looks bigger, when erect, are pushed down towards the floor..? I'm quite the novice at this.
But 8inches/20cm 5.7inches/14.5cm (gf brought a measuring tape when she moved in, couldn't resist, rulers don't do it for me)
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