How to lose your business in 22 seconds.
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Looks like a gigantic and entitled retard to me.
"Hey! I have a great idea about how to sell mattresses to hard working Americans!"
No you don't, snowflake. Go back to eating ice cream and complaining about your soft life. Let some actual real people sell some mattresses for a while.
"Hey! I have a great idea about how to sell mattresses to hard working Americans!"
No you don't, snowflake. Go back to eating ice cream and complaining about your soft life. Let some actual real people sell some mattresses for a while.
AladainAF
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This is an entirely different thing that what Wal Mart did.
But, as I said, I don't have much of a problem with WalMart what they did but it would be nice if people would use their brains a bit.
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going out of business.
thought it was fake....wow...are they ever dumb....
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thought it was fake....wow...are they ever dumb....
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Miracle Mattress | Facebook
Chukzombi
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lol holy shit, i just saw this for the first time. i guess they didnt like making money anymore. i bet the whole thing was that fat fucking bitch's idea. those two cucks behind her should have slapped her around a few times, then called her dad/husband and told him to take his whale back to seaworld.
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Chris
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Feanor
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It's when you squeeze your brain inside a bottle, throw it to the ocean and wait to see if it comes back.
Whoa there, cowboy. That is uncalled for. Comparing her to a whale from Seaworld is really offensive.
Shamu was more photogenic. Apologize to Shamu.
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9/11 sale, un-American. Memorial Day sales, good time to buy a car. Fires of Heaven members confirmed holier than thou dick eating cuck faggots.
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Chukzombi
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For all intensive purposes, it's what you feel when you look at the Sixteenth Chapel.
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yerm
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I kept seeing the walmart display advertised. I assumed normal people wouldn't be enraged at a place remembering 9/11 by recreating the twin towers and a flag, right? No, must be something else.
So, eventually, I sit and watch the clip. Nothing. I watch another version. Nothing. When does it get knocked down? Is someone going to hit it with a drone, or maybe a muslim dude in a shopping cart, or something? Nope, just a bunch of pussy shit where marketers trying to do something cool and memorial in the process of doing THEIR FUCKING JOB TO SELL SHIT are scum of the earth because 9/11 is reserved for only personal reflection and politicians - no stores allowed.
Fuck all that.
So, eventually, I sit and watch the clip. Nothing. I watch another version. Nothing. When does it get knocked down? Is someone going to hit it with a drone, or maybe a muslim dude in a shopping cart, or something? Nope, just a bunch of pussy shit where marketers trying to do something cool and memorial in the process of doing THEIR FUCKING JOB TO SELL SHIT are scum of the earth because 9/11 is reserved for only personal reflection and politicians - no stores allowed.
Fuck all that.
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Chukzombi
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because its in poor taste. you do not commemorate the anniversary of the death of three thousand innocent people by building twin towers of coca cola to sell.
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yerm
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Sure you do. They have coca cola being sold, it's 9/11, so they take their products and do something to remember the event with them. I'd be cool with these coming out routinely, maybe with a soda battleship on Dec 7th and a soda rocket on Jan 28th...
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