I am currently living in my parents basement. AMA

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Cukernaut

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Mist said:
Men are still hairy and gross even if they didn't smell like rotting garbage.

And I haven't even started on their personalities.
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I trim and have a very specific regimen every day to keep from smelling bad. My wife is the most smell sensitive person you will ever meet (she sniffs my armpits before we lay down together sometimes) and she says that 95% of the time I smell great.

I just don’t think you have met guys who know how to take care of themselves..
 
Hateyou

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I think it's a bit more complicated than that.
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I've been so worried my whole life about tiers 1 and 2 and never even thought about progressing past that.
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You like Magic. Have you tried any other types of games? Maybe try another hobbyist type game like Warhammer? Something with other retards with self esteem issues that are actually good communities and friendly with each other unlike Magic. Something to occupy your alone time (assembling and painting) when you aren’t working and start pushing into tier 3 on that pride pyramid there.

You’re basically a dude, might as well try hobbies like one.
 
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Cukernaut said:
I trim and have a very specific regimen every day to keep from smelling bad. My wife is the most smell sensitive person you will ever meet (she sniffs my armpits before we lay down together sometimes) and she says that 95% of the time I smell great.

I just don’t think you have met guys who know how to take care of themselves..
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Her last hetero encounter was with a high school boy and she works with maladjusted IT dregs all day.

She surrounds herself with the lowest of the low of the male species.
 
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Oldbased

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Even Tony Stark uses Axe body spray to smell good.
Maybe that was just useless inserted money promotion inserted into Endgame along with all the females are super hero shit.
In reality female avengers would whine a enemy to death and die in the first punch.
 
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Philadelphia is trying to kill me to stop me from leaving, I was hit by a car on thursday.

I have tons of shit I've been trying to sell that I can't now because I'm all fucked up.

Luckily no breaks just bad sprains.

Old lady tripped and her dog bolted I grabbed it when it we into the street and got "bumped" by an Uber and took a tumble.

Best part old lady collected the dog and split didn't think she wanted to be involved.
 
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Cukernaut said:
I trim and have a very specific regimen every day to keep from smelling bad. My wife is the most smell sensitive person you will ever meet (she sniffs my armpits before we lay down together sometimes) and she says that 95% of the time I smell great.

I just don’t think you have met guys who know how to take care of themselves..
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your wife might have an armpit fetish, like Dana Vespoli or Katy Perry
 
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a_skeleton_02 said:
Philadelphia is trying to kill me to stop me from leaving, I was hit by a car on thursday.

I have tons of shit I've been trying to sell that I can't now because I'm all fucked up.

Luckily no breaks just bad sprains.

Old lady tripped and her dog bolted I grabbed it when it we into the street and got "bumped" by an Uber and took a tumble.

Best part old lady collected the dog and split didn't think she wanted to be involved.
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No good deed goes unpunished.
 
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It's all the people living great lives. Making lesser people feel like shit for not also living a great life.

The potential for fun is so high, leaving it unfulfilled is depressing.
 
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uncognito said:
It's all the people living great lives. Making lesser people feel like shit for not also living a great life.

The potential for fun is so high, leaving it unfulfilled is depressing.
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That sounds terrifying. I guess I should take up skiing.
 
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