I am currently living in my parents basement. AMA

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a_skeleton_02 said:
Moving to Colorado and my current lease was up this month but my new apartment isnt ready until October. Work will pay for 3 weeks of "extended stay" but I'd rather not deal with hotel shit so my mommy is taking me in.



I beat EQ.

Wow classic?



It's in a blue plastic box with "Tarantula supplies" written on it
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What a cop out way to say no
 
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Living with parents is a privilege most dont have. Sounds retarded, but once they are gone they are gone.
 
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I think if ur staring a blow up doll in the eyes and working on a nut, its time to get some help
 
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I'm currently living in my parents backyard. When they moved to Arizona they built a Casita (pool house basically) for my grandma. She passed away a few years ago and when I split with my wife they were like please move in. My dad grills steak half the week so whatever embarrassment I feel for freeloading off my parents is washed away with medium rare juice.
 
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I moved back in with my mom for a short amount of time in my mid 20s while I was in the middle of a lot of stuff. I think many people do, just as a stepping stone between shit sometimes.

I'm glad she was able to, and I'll be here for my son as well.

But I have to ask, more socks with poop or jizz in them?
 
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OneofOne said:
I moved back in with my mom for a short amount of time in my mid 20s while I was in the middle of a lot of stuff. I think many people do, just as a stepping stone between shit sometimes.

I'm glad she was able to, and I'll be here for my son as well.

But I have to ask, more socks with poop or jizz in them?
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Are you asking what I have more of laying around the house?

I havent pooped in a sock since i stopped playing EQ like 3 years ago


...so i'd say poop socks
 
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Jozu said:
Living with parents in a privilege most dont have. Sounds retarded, but once they are gone they are gone.
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Things dudes who live with their parents tell themselves.

I still see my mom all time time, but living with her is a privilege that I'm glad I no longer have. My dad is dead, but I've never thought, "I just wish I lived in his house longer before we lost him!"

Hopefully your stay is as temporary as you hope, @a_skeleton_02 .
 
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Have you registered on incels yet? Are you officially a wizard?

Also did you ask mist if you can move in with her first?
 
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If you pick up a lady in a bar your odds of getting her to come home with you are increased dramatically if you replace 'Parents Basement' with 'Rape Dungeon'
 
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a_skeleton_02 said:
From what she has told me about her mother I'd pass.
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Will you be exposing parents to full depths of your depravity or being on best behavior?

Second we need pics of the setup.

Is there a bathroom down there or do you have to venture upstairs OR forgo showers?
 
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a_skeleton_02 is your new job working for Best Buy?

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Did you guys forget when I said my mom's been dead over a year?
 
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a_skeleton_02 said:
Moving to Colorado and my current lease was up this month but my new apartment isnt ready until October. Work will pay for 3 weeks of "extended stay" but I'd rather not deal with hotel shit so my mommy is taking me in.
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is this your childhood home?
 
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