I Am Jesus Christ

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Hopefuly they'll add multiplayer support.



 
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I mean what the fuck people...

Spoilers right in the trailer!
 
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Brought to you by the same people who brought you Priest Simulator.

Warning: trailer is disturbing.

 
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Doesn’t look as good as the book.
 
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I'll pick it up when it gets vr support and the televangelist dlc comes out.
 
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Loser Araysar

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Adventure and quest with 12 of your best friends across the mythical lands of Israel.
 
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Is this really going to be a hard game? I mean, you know you come back to life, kinda cheapens the anxiety
 

Izo

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First DLC is Pope, prayers and pedophile priest. Rearrange your minions as they become too hands on with the alterboys, evade the feds and manage public opinions. Free if you own the deluxe edition 'super star' of the main game.
 
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Could be amazing if implemented properly. The trailer is hot garbage though; so I am disappointed. Would like to see Christ dropped in a dark grittier world a la Hyborea. the art in this sucks ass. good funny trolly thingy, but could be so much more epic and trolly if done right.
 
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Last Bible game I remember was from the NES Bible Adventures:

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Graphics have improved a bit since then LoL

That game was well-meaning and terrible.

This one will be trollish and terrible.
 
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The only thing that always triggers me on this shit is not so much the fact that they are parodying Jesus or anything along that lines. It's what if this company made I am Prophet Mohumad? What would the reaction be and would it be the same as it is for this?

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The only thing that always triggers me on this shit is not so much the fact that they are parodying Jesus or anything along that lines. It's what if this company made I am Prophet Mohumad? What would the reaction be and would it be the same as it is for this?

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It's what if this company made I am Prophet Mohumad? What would the reaction be and would it be the same as it is for this?

I can't imagine they would release a game where a prophet married 15 people and had sex with 9 year olds and was somehow worshipped. Child Advocacy would have a field day the first time you controlled mohammad into the tent of a 12 year old.
 
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