If Hermione fucked a muggle

Child is chick/wdik

Vinyard_sl said:

Shes not a half muggle nerd. Both her parents are muggles, like Harrys mom. Youre either wizard, squib, or muggle. Aint no halfsies

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harry's mom was a wizard, but with maybe muggle parents. and yes hermione's parents both are muggles. so doesnt that make her a freak?

Vinyard_sl said:

Shes not a half muggle nerd. Both her parents are muggles, like Harrys mom. Youre either wizard, squib, or muggle. Aint no halfsies

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So Harry's mom was the only Muggle to attend Hogwarts?

Grown ass men talking about harry potter and muggles....JFC

TheBeagle_sl said:

Grown ass men talking about harry potter and muggles....JFC

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I still don't really consider myself that.

Quineloe_sl said:

So Harry's mom was the only Muggle to attend Hogwarts?

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Lily's parents were muggles, Lily wasn't.

Maester Chuk_sl said:

harry's mom was a wizard, but with maybe muggle parents. and yes hermione's parents both are muggles. so doesnt that make her a freak?

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Not if her real dad was the milk man

Gavinrad_sl said:

Lily's parents were muggles, Lily wasn't.

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We don't know until Rowling writes about the paternity test. Shit needs another twist.

taking the kids to harry potter world in orlando next month
https://www.universalorlando.com/harrypotter/

i'll be sure to ask hermione when i get there

khalid_sl said:

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, which is fan fiction where Harry Potter is a scientist and tries to scientifically figure out all the rules of magic, talks at a great deal of length on this. If I remember correctly, it is likely that the "magic gene", if such exists, is recessive. So depends.

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Fuck you for wasting my time with this bullshit. The asshole troll of an author killed Hermione in chapter 89 and she's still dead in the last chapter currently available (ch 102).

I'm a muggle. I find current Hermione attractive. I think my wife would give me a pass for a witch.

Melvin_sl said:

Fuck you for wasting my time with this bullshit. The asshole troll of an author killed Hermione in chapter 89 and she's still dead in the last chapter currently available (ch 102).

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Dude, I know the feeling. Did you like the story other than that? I don't think she is "really" dead, in fact, if she is really dead, fuck the author.

I thought the story was better than the original a lot of the time, but there are also a lot of moments I thought were cringe-worthy. Most of them were style issues though, overuse of tropes and cliches, blatant pauses in the narrative for "commercial breaks", etc, the common factor being the author could benefit a lot from a professional editor (without even making any significant changes to the story up to a point).

But yeah, I'm pretty sure that troll killed her permanently, and I'm convinced that the story's irredeemable after that.

What in the fuck is a muggle

Fadaar_sl said:

What in the fuck is a muggle

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You. You're a muggle.

Evernothing_sl said:

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How does this work, do I print it out and hold it against mine?