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Julian The Apostate

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a_skeleton_03 said:
I went to my very first strip club shortly after joining the Marines. We walk into the place after paying our cover, 4 of us nerdy dudes. We sit down as this girl is finishing her set, it's full nude. She turns from a customer on the other side to gyrate in front of us. The song stops and she looks me dead in the eye and says "what? no tip?". I reply back with I would have liked to see more (this was because I literally just sat down with my $10 soda). She grabs her crotch and gestures at me and says "what fucking more can I show you".

I walked out and have not been to a strip club since.
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I bet you can track that stripper down online, identify negative patterns in her reaction given history, and call her out in this thread.
 
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Harshaw

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a_skeleton_03 said:
I went to my very first strip club shortly after joining the Marines. We walk into the place after paying our cover, 4 of us nerdy dudes. We sit down as this girl is finishing her set, it's full nude. She turns from a customer on the other side to gyrate in front of us. The song stops and she looks me dead in the eye and says "what? no tip?". I reply back with I would have liked to see more (this was because I literally just sat down with my $10 soda). She grabs her crotch and gestures at me and says "what fucking more can I show you".

I walked out and have not been to a strip club since.
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The first time we went was when our last buddy finally hit 18, but the only place we could go was a "Trucker" club. This place was the seediest and shadiest place I have ever been to in my life, and I have been to parties in the projects in Gary, Indiana. After seeing the "talent" we decided we weren't going to stay, but we were gonna get the bday boy a lap dance. He goes into the backroom and not a minute later comes out and says we have to go. So we just book out and when we asked him wtf happened, he told us the chick was smelled foul and that she was just about to grind his face in her snatch and she had fucking crabs.
 
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hodj

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DickTrickle DickTrickle Ill take your shit reaction-ing of a post from nearly 2 years ago as evidence of both the accuracy of said post, and your salty butthurt-itude.

Stay wrekt salty faggot
 
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DickTrickle

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This was the first time I read the thread. Stay salty, mi amigo.
 
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Gamma Rays

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GuardianX

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(re: Funny, Strange, Random Pics)

Bubbles Bubbles I don't care about your asians, your political maymays or anything else that everyone gets salty over but posting ACTUAL political "News" to the FSR thread doesn't magically make it funny, strange OR random; put it in the politics thread, stop shitting up FSR with political crap when I just wanna see funnies and titties and other random cool things.

While I'm here, we actually HAVE a thread for Political memes:

Political Memes

Post your "Dank Leftist Memes" there I'm sure they will fit right in with Hillary falling down a million times and other low tier, yet comical, memes.
 
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DickTrickle

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I'll call out Lanx Lanx . He's basically Tolan Tolan in posting style and level of thought but he usually sticks to majority opinion topics so he doesn't get backlash. I don't know that he's ever posted any original text posts of any value.
 
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Bubbles

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GuardianX said:
(re: Funny, Strange, Random Pics)

Bubbles Bubbles I don't care about your asians, your political maymays or anything else that everyone gets salty over but posting ACTUAL political "News" to the FSR thread doesn't magically make it funny, strange OR random; put it in the politics thread, stop shitting up FSR with political crap when I just wanna see funnies and titties and other random cool things.

While I'm here, we actually HAVE a thread for Political memes:

Political Memes

Post your "Dank Leftist Memes" there I'm sure they will fit right in with Hillary falling down a million times and other low tier, yet comical, memes.
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what is this? At least when you call me out, throw an insult or two in there. Right now it reads like something a random limp-dicked soyboy beta cuck would write.
 
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GuardianX

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Bubbles said:
what is this? At least when you call me out, throw an insult or two in there. Right now it reads like something a random limp-dicked soyboy beta cuck would write.
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It's a call out thread, not a comedy central roast.

I'm not a mongoloid, just because you post political news doesn't mean I should post a shit tier roast, plus you post nice asian titties and other content so, why not try the "ask semi politely" method. I mean, unless you want me to post a bunch of ranting off the wall shit, do you need me to do that?

Can't I just be like, "Hay bubbles, you post so much good shit, why do you turn around and take a hot steaming chipotle powered shart on top of it all?" and then have a common understanding from one boobie loving man to another that looking at boobies and seeing political news shouldn't be done in the same place?
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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Xequecal Xequecal , I am calling you out.

Yes or no, do you fear the right/republicans/conservatives? Are they your 'Political Boogy-man'?

No bullshit, just a yes or no. Qualify it however you want after the absolute answer but answer yes or no. Do you fear the political right?
 
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Xequecal

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TBT-TheBigToe said:
Xequecal Xequecal , I am calling you out.

Yes or no, do you fear the right/republicans/conservatives? Are they your 'Political Boogy-man'?

No bullshit, just a yes or no. Qualify it however you want after the absolute answer but answer yes or no. Do you fear the political right?
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No. I'm a reasonably successful white guy. According to the rhetoric of both the Left AND Right, I will be better off if the Right gains more power.
 
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