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Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Don't hold your breath Putin
www.theregister.com
Is 20 Decillion Rubles a lot?
This giant tick on the world economy that has been overcharging advertisers for fake views deserves to be fined into a search engine no one uses and a mapping service
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Gask
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The Emperor’s electric chair
Many countries have folk-tales that feature foolish kings – monarchs whose vanity causes them to make catastrophic misjudgements or attempt impossible things. Greek mythology offers the tradition o…
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Aldarion
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Your Poop Schedule Says a Lot About Your Overall Health, Study Finds
A study published in Cell Reports Medicine reveals that bowel movement frequency significantly influences physiology and long-term health, with the best outcomes linked with passing stools once or twice a day.
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Fix your shit
One of the surprises of my adult life has been finding out that there are people walking around, holding in like 2 to 3 days of shit in their gurgling guts, and they consider this OK rather than a fucking emergency.
I mean imagine that. Like several gallons of literal shit, just sitting there fermenting for like 2 to 3 days. And they're walking around all la di dah, everythings OK
Once to twice a day, or see a doctor ASAP
Mahes
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So this person would have been in trouble...Your Poop Schedule Says a Lot About Your Overall Health, Study Finds
A study published in Cell Reports Medicine reveals that bowel movement frequency significantly influences physiology and long-term health, with the best outcomes linked with passing stools once or twice a day.
Fix your shit
One of the surprises of my adult life has been finding out that there are people walking around, holding in like 2 to 3 days of shit in their gurgling guts, and they consider this OK rather than a fucking emergency.
I mean imagine that. Like several gallons of literal shit, just sitting there fermenting for like 2 to 3 days. And they're walking around all la di dah, everythings OK
Once to twice a day, or see a doctor ASAP
What was the longest time someone held their poop?
Next time you're reaching for the laxatives spare a thought for those with extreme constipation which can cause serious medical damage. In 2013, a 28-year-old woman from Chembur, India, had to have surgery to remove a “football-sized faecal mass” after 45 days without a bowel movement.
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I have a relative on chemo and radiation at the moment. He went 8 days no poop. The doctor gave him a suppository. About an hour later he released the kraken. I believe it was a five flush episode. He said he has never felt so much relief in his life.
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Man refused refund on lemon car.
www.foxbusiness.com
I hate most dealerships so much. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
Man crashes into dealership after disagreement over vehicle | Fox Business Video
Video depicting a man crashed a vehicle into a Utah dealership. The incident reportedly occurred after a disagreement over the vehicle he purchased there. (Credit: Jam Press)
I hate most dealerships so much. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
SirFapsAlot
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I'm an expert at this.Your Poop Schedule Says a Lot About Your Overall Health, Study Finds
A study published in Cell Reports Medicine reveals that bowel movement frequency significantly influences physiology and long-term health, with the best outcomes linked with passing stools once or twice a day.
Fix your shit
One of the surprises of my adult life has been finding out that there are people walking around, holding in like 2 to 3 days of shit in their gurgling guts, and they consider this OK rather than a fucking emergency.
I mean imagine that. Like several gallons of literal shit, just sitting there fermenting for like 2 to 3 days. And they're walking around all la di dah, everythings OK
Once to twice a day, or see a doctor ASAP
I typically take one MASSIVE shit every morning, basically like clockwork and if it ever gets delayed, I will start having some prune juice to get it back on schedule. I am dropping MONSTER Type 4 feces, we're talking 3 to 4 anaconda turds which then turn into a shit ice berg, but the turds are soft and mushy enough that they don't clog the toilet. Used to poop only every 2 to 3 days and I used to think those rock hard turds were normal after 2 to 3 days.
Lots of fiber and lots of water = WINNING
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Man refused refund on lemon car.
Man crashes into dealership after disagreement over vehicle | Fox Business Video
Video depicting a man crashed a vehicle into a Utah dealership. The incident reportedly occurred after a disagreement over the vehicle he purchased there. (Credit: Jam Press)
I hate most dealerships so much. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
The reason it doesn't happen more often is thankfully most people aren't dumbasses and pursue legal options, either privately or through the state (not sure what Utah's lemon laws are, although I wouldn't be shocked if they suck or are non-existent)
Not only is this dude going to be charged with destruction of property, but driving into a building with people inside is reckless endangerment. Someone could have easily gotten killed by that stunt
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Nearly half of Americans carry spare underwear for emergencies
By Joseph Staples // SWNS NEWS COPY W/ VIDEO + INFOGRAPHIC Always carry a spare — that’s the sentiment shared
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The other half were successfully potty trainedNearly half of Americans carry spare underwear for emergencies
By Joseph Staples // SWNS NEWS COPY W/ VIDEO + INFOGRAPHIC Always carry a spare — that’s the sentiment shared
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