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Cybsled

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It is pretty sad that both google text search and image search are such trash now
 
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gremlinz273

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Is 20 Decillion Rubles a lot?



This giant tick on the world economy that has been overcharging advertisers for fake views deserves to be fined into a search engine no one uses and a mapping service
 

Cybsled

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They’re leaning hard into the Dr. Evil theme

Next up: sharks with laser beams in the Black Sea
 

Mist

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Really amazing job. Turns out humanity can still build these things.
 
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Gask

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Aldarion

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Fix your shit


One of the surprises of my adult life has been finding out that there are people walking around, holding in like 2 to 3 days of shit in their gurgling guts, and they consider this OK rather than a fucking emergency.

I mean imagine that. Like several gallons of literal shit, just sitting there fermenting for like 2 to 3 days. And they're walking around all la di dah, everythings OK

Once to twice a day, or see a doctor ASAP
 

Mahes

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Fix your shit


One of the surprises of my adult life has been finding out that there are people walking around, holding in like 2 to 3 days of shit in their gurgling guts, and they consider this OK rather than a fucking emergency.

I mean imagine that. Like several gallons of literal shit, just sitting there fermenting for like 2 to 3 days. And they're walking around all la di dah, everythings OK

Once to twice a day, or see a doctor ASAP
So this person would have been in trouble...

What was the longest time someone held their poop?


Next time you're reaching for the laxatives spare a thought for those with extreme constipation which can cause serious medical damage. In 2013, a 28-year-old woman from Chembur, India, had to have surgery to remove a “football-sized faecal mass” after 45 days without a bowel movement.
 
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Mur

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Goddamn, I just had a 2 day no shit issue, and felt like some kind of angry bear ready to go on a killing spree. Normally 1-2 times a day, and can almost set my clock to them. I cannot fathom going a week. I'd be burning down churches.
 

Koushirou

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Worst I had was 2 weeks. Not sure what went wrong there, but it was not a good time when things finally decided to start working again.
 
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Kuro

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When I was a kid I refused to shit in any public toilet. Road trips sucked
 

lurkingdirk

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I have a relative on chemo and radiation at the moment. He went 8 days no poop. The doctor gave him a suppository. About an hour later he released the kraken. I believe it was a five flush episode. He said he has never felt so much relief in his life.
 
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Burns

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Opps: Dude increased his DUI level of difficulty by coming close to Kamala Harris's motorcade in Milwaukee back in October:

After the start of the video, it's a normal-ish DUI stop.
 

SirFapsAlot

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Fix your shit


One of the surprises of my adult life has been finding out that there are people walking around, holding in like 2 to 3 days of shit in their gurgling guts, and they consider this OK rather than a fucking emergency.

I mean imagine that. Like several gallons of literal shit, just sitting there fermenting for like 2 to 3 days. And they're walking around all la di dah, everythings OK

Once to twice a day, or see a doctor ASAP
I'm an expert at this.

I typically take one MASSIVE shit every morning, basically like clockwork and if it ever gets delayed, I will start having some prune juice to get it back on schedule. I am dropping MONSTER Type 4 feces, we're talking 3 to 4 anaconda turds which then turn into a shit ice berg, but the turds are soft and mushy enough that they don't clog the toilet. Used to poop only every 2 to 3 days and I used to think those rock hard turds were normal after 2 to 3 days.

Lots of fiber and lots of water = WINNING
 

Cybsled

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Man refused refund on lemon car.



I hate most dealerships so much. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.

The reason it doesn't happen more often is thankfully most people aren't dumbasses and pursue legal options, either privately or through the state (not sure what Utah's lemon laws are, although I wouldn't be shocked if they suck or are non-existent)

Not only is this dude going to be charged with destruction of property, but driving into a building with people inside is reckless endangerment. Someone could have easily gotten killed by that stunt