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Woman Sentenced After Pulling Alligator from Pants During Traffic Stop

A Florida woman who pulled an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop in May has been sentenced, reports said.
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Machan-Le Quire was charged with “possessing an American alligator, possessing more than one turtle per day, transporting more than one turtle or turtle eggs and one count of possessing a softshell turtle,” according to the Miami Herald.
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What!? Only ONE turtle per DAY? Fuck this, I'm canceling my move to Florida.
 
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Sadre Spinegnawer

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Maybe on appeal?

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Caliane

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Feel free to gloat the next time someone is killed by a wild predator in the UK.

Spoiler: We already killed them all hundreds of years ago.
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Wolf cub pack arrives in UK

A pack of wolf cubs is being studied and could help pave the way for wild wolves in Britain.
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"A pack of wolf cubs has been imported to the UK as part of an ongoing move to reintroduce the animals into the wild. "
 
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Chris said:
Feel free to gloat the next time someone is killed by a wild predator in the UK.

Spoiler: We already killed them all hundreds of years ago.
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Theres still plenty of wild muslims.
 
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Lanx

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You are about as Chinese as Millie was a girl. That brown was going Couching Tiger on the cart thief.

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it's a machete, blacks don't have asian swords, b/c they steal garden equipment from their mexican neighbors
 
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Zapatta

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Lanx said:
it's a machete, blacks don't have asian swords, b/c they steal garden equipment from their mexican neighbors
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Brah Black + Florida = Swap Meets and Flea Markets = Nunchakus, Ninja Stars, Butterly knives and replica swords.

Asians are supposed to be good at math, strike two.
 
Lanx

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Zapatta said:
Brah Black + Florida = Swap Meets and Flea Markets = Nunchakus, Ninja Stars, Butterly knives and replica swords.

Asians are supposed to be good at math, strike two.
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naw blacks stopped buying martial arts gear since chinatown outlaw'd that in the 80s cuz ppl were losing eyeballs.

start living in the correct century
 
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Lanx said:
naw blacks stopped buying martial arts gear since chinatown outlaw'd that in the 80s cuz ppl were losing eyeballs.

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What low tier white bread China Town do you have? Most you can buy anything from illegal fireworks to heroin to a human being who rode here in a shipping container thinking there was freedom on the other end.
 
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dizzie

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So he was in a place so remote you need a boat or plane to get there. I wonder if he was carrying a gun or bear spray - the articles don't mention either. I thought they made alarms you can put near your tent that alert you to an animal presence. Not that it would be much help in the middle of the night but it might give you enough time to grab the spray or handgun I guess. They look really well-prepared from the photos as they were on a month long kayak trip so had a full boat of supplies.

The thought of getting mauled to death by a bear's absolutely terrifying.
 
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