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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Chaos at Walmart as woman performs karate, son exposes himself, dog steals food, police say
Chaos descended on a Wisconsin Walmart store Wednesday night after a karate-performing mother, her naked son, and their belligerent dog shoplifted and ran amok in the store.
Chaos descended on a Wisconsin Walmart store Wednesday night after a karate-performing mother, her naked son, and their belligerent dog shoplifted and ran amok in the store.
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Lanx
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Borzak
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Malawi albinos kidnapped and sacrificed by witchdoctor gangs on the hunt for election charms
It was a real-life Sophie’s choice: With the albino-hunting gang advancing through her house, Misa Maulidi had seconds to decide which of her children to save and which to abandon to the men who wanted to sacrifice them both.
She had always feared this would happen, particularly with Malawi’s general election looming and politicians reportedly in the market for albino body parts to use in the witchcraft rituals meant to help them win their seats.
It was a real-life Sophie’s choice: With the albino-hunting gang advancing through her house, Misa Maulidi had seconds to decide which of her children to save and which to abandon to the men who wanted to sacrifice them both.
She had always feared this would happen, particularly with Malawi’s general election looming and politicians reportedly in the market for albino body parts to use in the witchcraft rituals meant to help them win their seats.
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Lanx
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tldr: white ppl learned they should stay the fuck away from africa when they have "democratic" elections.
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They're chopping up white blacks and using thier body parts as magical charms to help them try and win elections. Shits fucked up. I wonder if Hillary practices the same thing, but instead it's just white people.
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Wingz
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the magnetic north pole is shifting at an accelerating pace
The Weakening Of Earth's Magnetic Field Has Greatly Accelerated
This is a big deal if this is even close to accurate.
The Weakening Of Earth's Magnetic Field Has Greatly Accelerated
This is a big deal if this is even close to accurate.
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TBT-TheBigToe
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Imagine one day... **pop**
And the lights go out and won’t turn back on and don’t come back on for a very, very long time.
Not saying that will happen, it is just one of the worst case scenarios of polar flip in the electromagnetic gender spectrum. Electricity generation takes a sudden leap backwards and billions, which would quickly dwindle down, don’t see it again for a couple decades.
Like, sci-fi worst case scenario.
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a post apocalyptic world decades after the ultimate jihad, electromagnetic ‘bombs’ of frightening magnitude detonated around the globe. What was merely supposed to knock out the power for a few hours of terror turned into a nightmare of decades. (Cuz ScIeNcE and climate change) Then Islam conquered the world, when that many extremeists have never even scene a lightbulb the power going out doesn’t hurt them in the slightest. Allah Ackbar. Our protagonist could be someone struggling over which is better... the peace of submission, or the chaos of Freedom. Gor 2099.Cut me in for a piece of that Alan Smithy action when Uwe Boll directs.
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Chukzombi
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i think Jimmy from Bright Insight mentioned this in a video. we are long overdue for a giant shift. we really dont know what may happen, but i think we are ok for now. basically dont worry about shit you have no control over and let our spinning blue ball do its thing.
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This one is tragic. His folks are really lucky he didnt go Rambo on them.
Man sues parents over his massive pornography collection
In a lawsuit filed last week, the plaintiff who FOX 17 identifies as "Charlie" recently moved to Indiana after living with his parents in Michigan for 10 months. He had just gotten over a divorce, and was able to do work around his parents’ home in exchange for rent. A domestic situation forced him out in August 2017.
A few months later, his parents drove to his home in Indiana to give him some belongings he left in their home, only one thing was missing: his gargantuan porn collection that consisted of more than 12 moving boxes full of adult films.
Charlie says his parents told him they destroyed his entire collection.
Upset, he called the Ottawa County Sheriff's Office, filing a police report that estimated the value of his collection at $28,940.72. The prosecutor's office decided against filing charges against his parents, but Charlie is still suing his parents for $86,822.16 in damages.
The collection was described by his parents in an email.
"We counted twelve moving boxes full of pornography plus two boxes of sex toys as you call them. We began that day the process of destroying them and it took quite a while to do so," his parents wrote.
A month after he filed the police report, Charlie scolded his father in an email. "If you had a problem with my belongings, you should have stated that at the time and I would have gone elsewhere. Instead you choose to keep quiet and behave vindictively," he said.
According to the lawsuit, his father said he destroyed them for Charlie's own good. "Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional health, his father said. “I would have done the same if I had found a kilo of crack cocaine. Someday, I hope you will understand.”
According to his father, Charlie's addiction turned into a small porn business during his high school and college days
He was reportedly kicked out of high school and college for selling pornography to other students. His son was warned that if he ever found porn in his house again, he would destroy it.
Man sues parents over his massive pornography collection
In a lawsuit filed last week, the plaintiff who FOX 17 identifies as "Charlie" recently moved to Indiana after living with his parents in Michigan for 10 months. He had just gotten over a divorce, and was able to do work around his parents’ home in exchange for rent. A domestic situation forced him out in August 2017.
A few months later, his parents drove to his home in Indiana to give him some belongings he left in their home, only one thing was missing: his gargantuan porn collection that consisted of more than 12 moving boxes full of adult films.
Charlie says his parents told him they destroyed his entire collection.
Upset, he called the Ottawa County Sheriff's Office, filing a police report that estimated the value of his collection at $28,940.72. The prosecutor's office decided against filing charges against his parents, but Charlie is still suing his parents for $86,822.16 in damages.
The collection was described by his parents in an email.
"We counted twelve moving boxes full of pornography plus two boxes of sex toys as you call them. We began that day the process of destroying them and it took quite a while to do so," his parents wrote.
A month after he filed the police report, Charlie scolded his father in an email. "If you had a problem with my belongings, you should have stated that at the time and I would have gone elsewhere. Instead you choose to keep quiet and behave vindictively," he said.
According to the lawsuit, his father said he destroyed them for Charlie's own good. "Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional health, his father said. “I would have done the same if I had found a kilo of crack cocaine. Someday, I hope you will understand.”
According to his father, Charlie's addiction turned into a small porn business during his high school and college days
He was reportedly kicked out of high school and college for selling pornography to other students. His son was warned that if he ever found porn in his house again, he would destroy it.
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Chukzombi
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Charlie is a dumbfuck, if had those on VHS, all those tapes wont be worth shit in their degraded condition, especially fucking pornos which people watch a number of times rewinding and fast forwarding the good stuff. he could get all that stuff online in better condition for nothing. he would be lucky to get a penny from his parents. they also had no responsibility not to toss that shit in the garbage. fuck him.
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