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Lanx
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naw man, whats crazier is that somehow, someone was able to make out her cellphone and flipflops in that 2second grainy dashcam
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Zapatta
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naw man, whats crazier is that somehow, someone was able to make out her cellphone and flipflops in that 2second grainy dashcam
Someone who has a thing for feet? that narrows it down a lot .... we know this hacker ...
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Big Phoenix
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dizzie
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Well he's dead most likely, guilt and the thought of proper prison. He just did that speed drive back to Florida to see his family one last time.
The theory crafting from people online is insane, there are people out there who think you can install tor, order a new identity kit with bitcoin and skip borders at will. Your average bod without tons of money or resources has zero chance in a manhunt. To think he's a fugitive running about in a swamp, catching fucking fish or travelling in Mexico on a tor identity is completely ridiculous.
The only fugitive I've ever felt genuinely had the skill set to disappear completely and alone is Brad Bishop, he was CIA counter-intelligence, had ready access to cash, fluent in multiple languages and was by all accounts a master forger. Most importantly, at the time he disappeared he had access to a shitload of CIA diplomatic cover papers, meaning he could travel nearly anywhere in the world without many questions being asked. It was 1974 when he became a fugitive, now even he'd probably have little to no chance.
This place needs a true crime thread, shits interesting as fuck.
The theory crafting from people online is insane, there are people out there who think you can install tor, order a new identity kit with bitcoin and skip borders at will. Your average bod without tons of money or resources has zero chance in a manhunt. To think he's a fugitive running about in a swamp, catching fucking fish or travelling in Mexico on a tor identity is completely ridiculous.
The only fugitive I've ever felt genuinely had the skill set to disappear completely and alone is Brad Bishop, he was CIA counter-intelligence, had ready access to cash, fluent in multiple languages and was by all accounts a master forger. Most importantly, at the time he disappeared he had access to a shitload of CIA diplomatic cover papers, meaning he could travel nearly anywhere in the world without many questions being asked. It was 1974 when he became a fugitive, now even he'd probably have little to no chance.
This place needs a true crime thread, shits interesting as fuck.
Zapatta
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This is Clown World now, all he has to do is get to Mexico, do a 180 walk back into the US and Biden will give him Ivermectin, a new ID, a check and a bus ticket.
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Edaw
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Turn himself in, claim he told her he wanted to transition and she attacked him and it was self-defense. Time's Person of the Year 2022.
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Zapatta
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Edaw
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Cybsled
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I wouldn't be surprised if this is the case. If we just go off that police video where they responded to a domestic incident and being stuck in a small environment (the van), I wouldn't be shocked if it ended up being some argument that got out of hand and she ended up dead.
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Lanx
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before they found her body right next to the last known location of the van, i thought maybe they parted ways for a night (b/c shes crazy and he had enough) and maybe someone murder/raped her the night she was alone while he went to a hotel and he came back to find her dead.
but naw, with her dead and buried right by the van w/ the flip flops on the floor, they musta argued right there and he bashed her head in cuz shes an annoying cunt. then he's like oh shit and drove 40hrs straight home.
i'm positive his family knew and tried to cover for him, why else would he drive 40fucking hours and make 2 fake instagram posts (after she died).
imo, the bodycam footage is what makes it so great, i'm not gonna say shes a shit human, but shes obviously a cunt and theyre both young and dumb
i can't wait for the that popo that pulled them over to breakdown and cry cuz he could have prevented this by arresting her for domestic violence, but said "nah she's an 80lb girl, no harm" she woulda spent a night or 2 in jail and her fam woulda had to fly out to bail her out and their stupid van trip would have ended with her being an abuser instead of being a corpse.
Furry
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Aldarion
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Didnt watch the videos because theyre videos and all information worth knowing is written down.
But microplastics are bullshit. The tests for microplastics are so sensitive now that you can literally detect microplastics in everything. Fucking *everything*.
No evidence theyre actually causing any effects whatsoever 99% of the time but OH NO MICROPLASTICS
If the hysteria doesnt get canceled a few industries are gonna get fucked by this
dizzie
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I'm not really sure what to make of the parents, if it were my kid, the first thing I'd do is lawyer up too. Don't think we'll ever really know how much they were told, they sure as shit won't be saying anything incriminating if he's dead, which is looking increasingly likely.
The body was 900ft from the van, across the creek, which is easily traversable at the moment. You're probably right, he's spent weeks listening to the bullshit, dealing with the tears, flips his shit, strangles or bludgeons her to death. Moves the body over the water (probably a mental thing as she's across a small body of water, away from the van), buries her in a shallow grave or covers her with vegetation then comes back and fucks off to Florida. A faggy type dude like him would be fucked in jail, he knows it. Comes back, maybe tells parents, maybe not, then goes into the swamp to off himself in one of many ways.
She just seemed like one of a million useless fucks on instagram. The fact that she thought dossing in a van, making videos is a fucking job pretty much says it all for me.
I'm not really sure what to make of the parents, if it were my kid, the first thing I'd do is lawyer up too. Don't think we'll ever really know how much they were told, they sure as shit won't be saying anything incriminating if he's dead, which is looking increasingly likely.
The body was 900ft from the van, across the creek, which is easily traversable at the moment. You're probably right, he's spent weeks listening to the bullshit, dealing with the tears, flips his shit, strangles or bludgeons her to death. Moves the body over the water (probably a mental thing as she's across a small body of water, away from the van), buries her in a shallow grave or covers her with vegetation then comes back and fucks off to Florida. A faggy type dude like him would be fucked in jail, he knows it. Comes back, maybe tells parents, maybe not, then goes into the swamp to off himself in one of many ways.
She just seemed like one of a million useless fucks on instagram. The fact that she thought dossing in a van, making videos is a fucking job pretty much says it all for me.
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So she beats him, he doesn't file charges, she gets the van? He has to go to a hotel. That seems fair.
But somehow he gets the van back. Not looking good.
Meanwhile: Why adoptive family of missing 6-year-old Waimanalo girl have remained absent in search parties
But somehow he gets the van back. Not looking good.
Meanwhile: Why adoptive family of missing 6-year-old Waimanalo girl have remained absent in search parties
dizzie
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The van belonged to her, not him.Reason he got the hotel for the night was because they (unsurprisingly) didn't have any money. The cop called a charity place that puts up victims of domestic violence, who said they would only put him up for the night. She was considered the aggressor in the altercation that prompted the cops being called initially, the charity won't support the aggressor.
Looks like this dude could be in Alabama on the run, maybe.
Lanx
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this family is fucked
theyre gonna pin this on the family if they did it or not, never give up your electronics to popo, they will make up a story that fits with that narrative
Lanx
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did you hear what they were doing b4 they drove out?
fucking cafe squatters, just sittin in a cafe from 9 to 3 i think was the timeline, lulz
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