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Edaw

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Game Stop GIF
 
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Haus

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Kuro said:
Just need to hit that +5% daily and she'll get there!
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I thought you just needed to open an ETSY shop and then make a bunch of paper purchases from yourself to show the bank you're making $10k a week then they'd do everything else for you....
 
Sanrith Descartes

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Haus said:
I thought you just needed to open an ETSY shop and then make a bunch of paper purchases from yourself to show the bank you're making $10k a week then they'd do everything else for you....
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You missed a step. After blowing up your sales to $100m in paper purchases, you sell the company to JPM for $150m.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Earnings this week:
Tomorrow - MSFT, GOOGL, V, PEP, MCD
Weds - META, TMO, BA
Thurs - AMZN, LLY, MA, MRK, ABBV
FRI - XOM, CVX
 
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Edaw

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Indyocracy said:
So how dumb am I for buying rumble stock hoping for an announcement that he hosts content there?
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Recent Elon interview, on the heals of the Dominion settlement. FOX probably wanted Tucker gone for a while and Elon needs a video platform and Tucker would make for a nice draw at launch. I could just be crazy.

I think talk of Tucker running for President is nutso.
 
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Lightning Lord Rule

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Sanrith Descartes said:
Lightning Lord Rule Lightning Lord Rule we need a Mooglyzoke reaction.
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We already have a rocket exploding react, how much worse does a Moglyzoke have to be? Plus how is that different than Rajaah Rajaah , the Costanza Opposite of investing? Or Cramer or Cathie?

What should the pic be? Is it going to be a common thing around here that it needs a new react? Is it funny enough on its own?
Plus his name is too long to ever be a successful meme, ask me how I know :trump:
 
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